Wouldn’t mind if a decent QBZ Type 95/97 and a QBZ 191 hit the blaster market. The old BF Type 95s could be improved upon. 
Gotta say though… looking into those QCQ-171s on Google makes me wonder if the PLA are informing their troops that it’s never a good idea to put any of your body parts in front of the business end of a weapon. 
yes bad move right there 
what I was laughing about. Mmm training might help 
It’s medinchina….
It likely NOT going to fire OOTB anyway…
Especially if it’s past the 30 day warranty…!!
well
guess what
Yes I’ve seen those that keyhole
Ah well, at least that explains chopsticks… no fingers left!
That is indeed a very weird way of gripping the front end.
Ahh yes, let’s hold the hottest part of the gun with our bare hands rather than the place literally made for it…
Exactly what I was thinking.
Due in port 25th-26th December, don’t know how the holidays over that period will affect timing beyond that, but my guess is available early January.
Tis the season, I got a hold up on my 3" exhaust. Supposed be delivered on 15th dec . I got news for you buddy. Escalated things to punch it(so to speak) Shit his dacks
Fuckin useless. Now it’s offline until Jan 5th. Ok that’s fine but let me know to start with for fucks sake. I get fuck all, I’m busy doing shit what fkn day is it coming. Need to borrow beemers oozi
Can you share what’s coming in this shipment?
“Tis the season, to be jolly…
Falla la la la, La la la la
Ventilate with an uzi, gonna need a Brolley…!!
Falla la la la, La la la la…!”
Don we now, our gay apparel…
Falla , Na na na na na
Wont hook up with bruce, But will with Carol…
Falla la la la, La la la la…!!
THE TWELVE DAYS OF GELBALL
On the first day of Christmas
some good mates gave to me,
a CYMA that’s really yummy.
On the second day of Christmas
some good mates gave to me,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
On the third day of Christmas
some good mates gave to me,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s very yummy.
On the fourth day of Christmas
some good mates gave to me,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s very yummy.
On the fifth day of Christmas
some good mates sent to me,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
on the sixth day of Christmas
some good mates gave to me,
six inner barrels,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
on the seventh day of Christmas
some good mates sent to me,
seven folding buttstocks,
six inner barrels,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
on the eighth day of Christmas
some good mates sent to me,
eight bungee slings,
seven folding buttstocks,
six inner barrels,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
on the ninth day of Christmas
some good mates sent to me,
nine red dot optics,
eight bungee slings,
seven folding buttstocks,
six inner barrels,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
on the tenth day of Christmas
some good mates sent to me,
ten folding vert grips
nine red dot optics,
eight bungee slings,
seven folding buttstocks,
six inner barrels,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
on the eleventh day of Christmas
some good mates sent to me,
eleven stanag gel mags,
ten folding vert grips
nine red dot optics,
eight bungee slings,
seven folding buttstocks,
six inner barrels,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
some good mates sent to me,
twelve bags of Ultras,
eleven stanag gel mags,
ten folding vert grips
nine red dot optics,
eight bungee slings,
seven floding buttstocks,
six inner barrels,
five full rack pistons,
four Rizer hopups,
three lipo batteries,
two upgrade nozzles,
for my CYMA that’s really yummy.
Ho ho ho to all you crazy bastards on here… 
And thank Christ for copy and paste
APC-9K Mags back in stock! Finally!
Hopefully the new year brings some exciting things too!
Still have a few APC-9K black in stock too, and at least until Christmas they are only $269.
Call me Bastard again I dare you
Jokes aside wish you all a very merry chrismas . Done mine already. Quick or the dead out here
" twas the night before xmas, and through customs house,
Not a worker was stirring, bloody loafers and louse…
They should have been pumping, full of xmas cheer,
as a certain slow boat, from china grew near…
Twas not a big boat or pretty, yet no-one was complaining,
For inside @AKgelblaster load , it was surely containing…
A motherload of goodies, to be here in a jiffy…
Unless, XMAS curse…" Now inbound to Sydney"…
But that disaster was surely averted,
Due to high current seawater, squiddy supplied and squirted…
Crates soon unloading, packages off to the feeder…
As people await, for their…
Merry xmas, all…!!
Jingle bells batman smells and Robyn ran away
I’ll show you up on the dancefloor
Merry Christmas. I’m busy getting on to my windback Wednesday 
good tunes cranking. Nothing is open so I can’t work, cross that off the list
Dance off, at Tech-Noir.?.?
I call this move…
the " Rearward Recoil Ramba…!!"
And, step , back, 2, 3, 4 …!!
I’ll blow you away, with Uzi hip jiggling style…!!
