I’m kidding.
Singapore is banned airsoft…though you can play in a downtown field…
Johor Baru is in Malaysia.
From squeaky clean singers…to corrupt Malaysia…one short cab fare away…
We used to go there to get pirate dvd’s….
If it’s contraband they’d sell it…
Aust ABF would crucify you, though…
Can I come too. 
FL above 100ft please
You wanto try Indo, mate got robbed of his phone and booged off with it by a monkey off all things!
We have special for you some pseoudo effys. I don’t think so piss off.
Here we have special watch for you, nope that is junk. Plus I am already wearing one, do not the 50 you pulled out of your jacket trying to special deal for you today.
If you need any help with your MP7 gearbox, sing out. I’ve had lottsa reasons to get hands on with one lately. 
The same gearbox is in my QBZ and it’s been out and apart about half a dozen times in the past three days trying to sort an AR latch issue.
Turned out the moulded post the AR latch spring tensions against is faulty due to a short moulding issue and the spring kept popping loose. Fixed now with a few tweaks to the spring shape… once I identified the problem. 
And…….Brads P320’s have sold out…
I wonder who snaffled the last one…??
Oh contraire…
I most certainly did…fun into brissy 2nite…
And, forward toilet wasnt working.
Were not allowed to go past buisness class…so cross the legs…!!
I didn’t get the last one that’s for sure… I got in early lol.
Bit disappointed it hasn’t N.D.'d on me yet! Not realistic!
I know. Do what I do, forest gump it. One wool classer funny fellow. I said sorry got to empty. Go for it, not about to shove a broom handle up your arse to block it.
On a lighter note I had to drop my bags and sort the gov out today. They are in big trouble now.
Oh that’s right they don’t work on a Sunday. Anyway stuck what they can’t remember asking me for sideways. Tsk tsk very naughty, not me.
just keep dropping, it …
Higher and higher each time…
it’ll go…!1
30 day warranty, right.?.?
I want a tan slide, and a red dot…!!
Is there anything you don’t want. I’m starting to run out of options.
Can’t find a toilet, just make one and don’t stare.
Pretty easy really.
I wondered what that smell was this morning as they empty the toilets out the back. Just beemer again haha
Mid cabin squat.
They do it on air india…so…
Speaking of such one of the elderly locals rolled up, g’day bit of action going on here.
He said excuse me time 2 shits must part. Ripped some malley scrub branches off.
I said but I’ve got toilet paper here in my tractor, hey what, na eff that I’ll be right.
was so funny
Wow, if I had the choice of tree branches and real shit tickets I know which one my foofer valve would want me to pick.
Must breed 'em tough as leather over in the mallee country.
Oh man it’s so funny I don’t know how to explain it.
I’m cruising to work, who’s that side of road make sure everything allright. Oh how you going mate. Bare arsed in the scrub, na I’m good got the newspaper is full of shit anyway.
Well if is isn’t it’s about to be. Top ole fella learnt alot off him. Still with us pushing 90.
One day I caught up with how you go today. Uh bit of a rare performance today.
Ignition key didn’t work, it happens, so you got to bump the starter. Which they did except the fkn thing was in gear, went roaring around the paddock thought going next door nieghbours, thank fk hit a big hill and decided to swing back in to their paddock.
Him and his brother roared alongside trying to rip the fuel line off with a garden rake. Had a 120ft boom sprayer on too which was full and engaged.
I said wtf happened, had trouble starting it, got it going nekkminut the fk thing roared off by itself.
Oh dear, note to self make sure out gear. Bloody funny though, oh well there your driverless crop spraying done. Nah wrong spot.
He’s teasing us with things we can’t get 
Is that a prototype or something? pretty poor finish if it’s the end product honestly.
Actually looking at the 1st image it looks more kids sized.
