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[Bikersmurf]

[DocBob]

[Bikersmurf]

WE NEED TO START MAKING ARE OWN EMOJIS.
I’LL START.

[Bikersmurf]

THE WIFE AND I HAVE PICKED ARE NEW
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.
WE ARE SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LOOKS ON THE KIDS FACED.
IT’S NICE TO KNOW THAT WE CAN BE POSITIVE ROLE MODEL’S FOR THE LITTLE KIDDIES

[Bikersmurf]

FOR THE FORD FANS

ACTUAL ADD

[BME]

[Friendly_Fire]

That’s scarily accurate though…

[Bikersmurf]

Spiderman

WOW THE REC AREAS IN AMERICA CATER FOR EVERYTHING

[Friendly_Fire]

[Maiphut]

Wouldn’t mind a dollar for everytime I’ve used that one

[Bikersmurf]

[Bikersmurf]

[Maiphut]

[Bikersmurf]

[Bikersmurf]

JUST REMEMBER THAT NO PLACE IN THE KORAN DOES IT SAY THAT THE 72 VIRGIN’S ARE HUMAN AND FEMALE

[Maiphut]

@Bikersmurf

JUST REMEMBER THAT NO PLACE IN THE KORAN DOES IT SAY THAT THE 72 VIRGIN’S ARE HUMAN AND FEMALE

I saw a meme for that the other day, I wanted to post it here as I knew at least you’d laugh but I wasn’t keen on getting struck by a bolt of lightning

[Maiphut]

If you think life is bad - How would you like to be an egg

You only get laid once

You only get eaten once

It takes you 4 minutes to get hard and only 2 mins to get soft

You have to share the box with 11 other

Guys

But worst of all the only chick that has ever sat on your face was your mum

[Bikersmurf]

BEING AN ATHEISTS
A DAY DOES NOT GO BY THAT I AM NOT HAVING JOKE AT SOME RELIGION.
AND I HAVE NOT BEING HIT BY LIGHTNING YET
BUT REMEMBER .

[Maiphut]

[boofhead]

Biggest joke ever.