I saw a meme for that the other day, I wanted to post it here as I knew at least you’d laugh but I wasn’t keen on getting struck by a bolt of lightning 
If you think life is bad 
- How would you like to be an egg
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes you 4 minutes to get hard and only 2 mins to get soft
You have to share the box with 11 other
Guys
But worst of all the only chick 
that has ever sat on your face was your mum 
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BEING AN ATHEISTS
A DAY DOES NOT GO BY THAT I AM NOT HAVING JOKE AT SOME RELIGION.
AND I HAVE NOT BEING HIT BY LIGHTNING YET
BUT REMEMBER .
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I feel his heart is not in anything he does. He gets paid more than Joe Biden and being an elderly man, good for not much else, looking at a pretty retirement of around 300k/year for the rest of his life funded by you, me and every other taxpayer. As the other prior PM’s are that have come out of the woodwork recently.
Oh shit wrong section, supposed be a joke my bad…
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MISSES RANG ME AND ASKED ME WERE I WAS
I TOLD HER I WAS AT BUNNINGS LOOKING AT THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPENED
THE WAY SOME OF THE WOKE BRIGADE DRIVE NOWADAYS.
I SEE MATTEL TOYS HAS CAUGHT UP WITH THE TIMES.
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I’ll have a donut with my Marlin thanks
Bloody what military is that from Ireland or something. It’s Papa not Penis
