Well I didn’t get any likes on my rally driving effort.
Do I look like the gov I all ready sent you the legislation here in PDF that you were too lazy to look up yourself. Over to you Ralph 
Who is this Ralph you speak of?
I used to be a Road Closure Marshall for the Australian Rounds of the World Rally Championships back in the day for many years… until the Eastern States Government stole the WRC for themselves to boost their economy, but all they did was fuck it up in very short order and we lost the Australian Round of the WRC altogether.
Did see plenty of drivers like you @Maiphut , usually on their roof in a ditch somewhere! 
Survived the surgery…!!
There was a documentary on netflix, about the buisness practises of amazon and online selling.
Basically, there has been an explosion in online shopping, in everything.
Fashion labels, in stead of updating seasonally, now update monthly.
New products being released all the time…
Mostly made from plastic… which lasts for decades, contributes to literal mountains of waste…which the producers try to say is the consumers problem…
This leads to dodgy and corrupt recycling and dumping practises…its scary.
its called “buy now…the shopping conspiracy…”
I know you don’t have a tv, but worth a look if you call by one…
My pool tables all gift wrapped now, i can Sendle to it the winning bidder…!!
Lets see if ocky strap oragami, can defeat 70 km/hr winds…
Or…
For sale, i mobile duck pond…!!!
I hope that ain’t a slate top table?
Pretty dubious sitting one on a wooden deck if it is!
RE: That Docco, I might be able to find it on YouTube 
I hate auspost now… Haha
I bought the table cheaply, 2nd hand, when someone was moving.
it is slate… only outside because it would be too hard to get it upstairs…
The timber deck is super solid, as the 1600L spa verifies…the builder built it to high load bearing, so you could put the spa anywhere…
Not my intention to have it outside, but its a cheapy, under hard cover, in full shade.
The cover is full length, stays on until winds get around 35+ km/hr…
hence, xmas pressy time…!
It’s not the total weight that you have to worry about, it’s the legs concentrating all that weight on a very small footprint on each leg.
One leg sitting between any load bearing joist focuses all that weight on a single thin unsupported board. 
That’s a beautiful looking deck, would hate to see a pool table leg go through one of those lovely boards! 
its been there for about 2 yrs now…
I reckon if it was going to happen…it would have…
Pretty thick timber…
No worries then 
I was under the impression that you had just placed it there, hence my concern… but obviously like I said, that’s a beautiful looking well made deck!
Had a laugh…
im a long time supporter of the Surf life saving prize home lottery raffle…
This prize just gone…$2.3m prize home on…
Bribie Island…!!
Quick , get it sold in the next 24hrs. before it becomes the sunken wonder of Atlantis…!!
A few less “Islanders”, for @Friendly_Fire to worry about…!!!
Does the prize home come with it’s own private submarine?
I shouldn’t be uncharitable… TISM 
The sunny coast has this yellow submarine…
Maybe it can be a part of the prize…!!
Forget about home invasions…
The only offenders, would be octopi, … and delinquent squids…!!
Also…
People at woolies….
“ quick…let’s buy every bottle of water…!!!”
Later… “ got a clean bucket? All the cleanest water for free, falling from the sky…just boil it…!!”
EDIT: reports of a servo selling 24 pack of water…for $89.00 !!!
Guess my 10l bucket, is worth $50!!!
Any takers?.
I do bulk discounts…
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my TTI 2011 Combat Master model is in the country… huzzuh.
my miniature armoury grows.
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P.s. …not that most people would need this tidbit…but…
Empty wheels bins can blow around easily…
Open the top of the bin early, let some water In to weight it…then all is good.
Ehem excuse me I’ve done 100m jumps in a HJ wagoon. Private property.
@exakel Ralph just rang me up wanting to use my stockyards yet again because he is being foreclosed on by Elders. Why, because he didn’t pay the fn bills. Pretty simple.
Yet I get fk all and this has not been the first time. You asked and now you know.
That is cool, see not in jail are you.