Yeah, but it’s a bit like the Pulse Rifles in the “Alien” series of films…
Sydney looks green on screen… but in reality it’s really brown when viewed with the naked eye. 
sending a bunch of 10-13yos to jail.
Oh great MyGov is going to crash tomorrow afternoon with people registering for assistance.
Crisifulloshit. Says to go online to Energex website to see when your power will be restored. Err how you meant to do that with no fkn power. Knobjockey.
Alfred bites the big one. 
Before he hit I could find anything in my workshop… now I spend half an hour looking for my chrono which is buried behind a wall of pot plants, garden gnomes and wind chimes.
And if I stub my toes on a hammock stand one more time, I’m having my foot surgically removed. 
Shouldn’t this bloke be in Second place?
Anyone see those videos of people wrapping cars with some fancy film? Why do some of them look like they’re trying to fit a fat person into a tight fitting outfit when they go to apply the wrapping?
Which one, like the wraps some put on cars to make them look fancy.
Guess it’s more expensive and nobody can be bothered painting anymore. Wrap it in whatever you want.
Fella you never heard of clingwrap before? 
you know wrap your sandwiches in, how do they look.
To look fancy… Those ones.
Its quite strange, Trump adores Xi (and Ivana obviously had a lot of business in China during the 1st administration), but yet that didn’t stop him from slugging another round of tariffs and having his Sec State threatening hot war over tariffs retaliation, all the while being very non-committal in protecting Taiwan.
Act crazy.
Be variable, and non consistent.
Unpredictable responses.
All of this keeps people off balance, 2nd guessing what the hell your actually going to do…
Manipulation 101…
Dual wield!
20 characters.
you know you want the other one.
As I keep saying and will. It’s all about the money man. Dump is a business man.
Look at what is happening with this big AI push. No wonder average joe like you and me can’t afford to buy a graphics card to have a bit of gaming on.
TSMC is near max capacity. Why, because they have about 20 5090’s stuffed in to AI centre block that cost around 3M USD on their GH200. Which is one allocation unit 3M USD each. They have orders for thousands of them. Have a think about that. Let that soak in for a minute.
It is nuts and we the common man, we get fuck all. That’s why availability is very next to nothing. They allocate what is left.
But also nVidia and AMD are not privately owned companies. So it won’t matter what Jensen or Su will say they bow down to the board of the share holder owners. Which is maximize profit for the share holders or Jensen could end up in court.
They would probably like to provide us with next gen GPU’s but they can’t. All silicon manufacture capacity is at max and dedicated to the greedy fks pushing AI.
It’s all about the money man.
Then you have Military comes first too, and they are integrating AI subsystems in to their ability to make aquisition quicker than humans can do.
I liked how Canada swapped their new PM in as Trudeau started crying, and placed instant 25% energy tariffs. Back at ya dump.
Most people wouldn’t know the amount of power they supply to America is very, very large.
Oh we’re getting 25% tariffs too even though we buy all their shit. Because this stupid gov can’t have a word with him and sort it out. Grab an Airbus Elbow and get if fkn done, quick. Who cares anyway they will be taxing the american owned mining companies that allready mine a third of Dubyay and the rest of Australia. Not even Americans know that got their head so far shoved up their ass.
As long as I get a hot date with Sarah Conner. I’m in 
the original Sarah Conner back in the original terminator movie era timeline, not that Sarah Conner chronicles thing or it’d be a deal breaker for me