Thought you are the prick stealing all the shit tickets 
You are the monkey dribbling shit anyway.
Have fun in your shithouse 
i will capt. maimai.
or should i say capt. mai fart?
You can do whatever the fk you want. Not my place ack.
You might want to try english just a hint 
I’m really trying to watch some Taylor Swift…
Can somebody shoot that thing please
How tha fuck did you just get me to click on Taylor Swift fafucksake!
I thought I was going to hear a complete pisstake or something! 
Haha I was hoping someone would cotton on to that trailer trash. Can’t sing for shit and supposed be best thing in the world, ehem got news for you miss
Got ya a good one there didn’t I I know a lady that is much better and not fake. 
You got swifted, gov. Like getting rickrolled but worse.
How about this. You know you like it
I’m not clicking on anything you link anymore! 
Oh come on, Christina Aguilera yells her guts out. I don’t know, I like it anyway 
I got the moves like Jagger 
An interesting read. I just need a pasta machine to go to war bwahaha
Argentine Air Force Went To War With Chaff Made By Pasta Machine
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Found something less accurate than gel balls at 350fps on full auto using a reflex sight
Trying to pee straight when your prostate doesn’t want to cooperate
Sounds like a docbob joke.
Find a better one…!
Go…!
Made by schoolkids with scissors!
I’ve heard of chaff before, but this is definitely thinking outside the square!
Little Miss muffet sat on her …
Oh nevermind, not allowed anymore 
Big ass? She sat on her big ass? Is that what you’re gonna say?
No, you didn’t go to school did you
It’s been a while. I will need a refresher.