That’s a bloody awesome offer that I would be happy to pay x dollars for your time and postage if you are willing 
Unfortunately I don’t see the laws changing here anytime soon, unless we can get a miracle change of Government…… but is definitely legal to have the blaster for display when stripped of operational parts and yes, definitely don’t have anything that I have in my possession to be able to get it into functioning order!
If I were to buy that second one off ya would you be willing to gut it for me homie
I swear…just turned on the news in brissy…
4 teens placed a fake order, to ambush and stab… a dominoes driver…
For a pizza, and about $50 change…
WTF is wrong, with this country…??
When I move up to QLD I’ll trade you a gm38 nazi gas mask for your mp40
Oh, you will get a MP-40…
Many magazines worth, of gel-blasts, then stock smashes etc…!!! 
Your gasmask, wont be airtight, at the end…!!!
If I wore it I’d probably get crippled by the blue asbestos before I make it to your house
Ah no that’s child abuse, Karen will call 
I don’t have one of those blasters for my collection yet🤔
Just saying🤣
I have actually had a few people offer to trade me one for my twin when I take it out😅
A whole bunch of 2nd hand drones just appeared on eBay…
Minimal use, nice and shiny, recently washed down…
Too good to be true.??!
If you ever want to offload that early gen bullpup we were talking about, you let me know, Mutha
I’ve got the 3 C’s goin’ on for an easy transaction…
Close… 
Cashed up…
Clueless…
Holy snappin duckshit Batman!
You wanna see a good joke?
I was going to post this up on the “What did you get up to today” thread…… but came to my senses and decided that this should be behind members only locked doors!
I just came across this video that an old girlfriend recorded of me, without my knowledge, at the local Pub Karaoke Night a few years ago 
Honestly never knew that this footage existed until I stumbled across it just now and thought that all you bastards out there might get a good laugh out of this
Quite happy to post because the recording is so bad that nobody can see or hear me anyway !
It’s worse than @Bigmuthadrums Potato camera and I’m very grateful for this
Good memories when good times were being had before my medical/business/family issues all came crashing down.
Certainly need to get back into these fun times much sooner than later!
At least I was able to get some video footage of her singing for future blackmail material, especially because my Potato camera was much better than hers 
I’ve never had a crack at Karaoke, but my brother-in-law’s right into it… he loves it 
Like he says, karaoke’s not for the entertainment of the people watching, it’s all about the person holding the mike.
I remember that show!
Hit TV hot on the heels of Kubrick’s “Full Metal Jacket” and Oliver Stone’s run of Vietnam war movies.
I see a deadsquid kebab
And i want it cooked black
No rubberyness left,
I want it all scorched black.
Ive seen other kebabs,
covered in their garlic gloves
I have to hold the grill shut,
until all the colour goes…
I see lines of calamari,
And its just all scorched black
All that tasty seasoning,
Its never coming back…
Ive seen people turn their nose,
but quickly chew, and taste
Unplateatable source of food,
It happens everyday…
Karaoke was something that I was sort of railed into whilst I was working at this Pub when I came out of Hospital.
I would spend half the night going around all of the Patrons with pens and paper convincing them to submit/perform songs on the night.
Definitely has nothing to do with talent or how experienced anyone is…… simply just something that got the crowd excited and was always in good humour!
love that, you look like a certified madman, which i appreciate
Speaking of holey snapping duck shit. The Muelser just left with 20 foot of my fence he was that pissed fuck me drunk haha
