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you need personal insults, to make the rap zing…

“Ya woman’s too easy, man shes a floosy…
Got her in one hand, and the other an uzi…
Come at me with anger, you gonna regret…
The gels aint the only thing, i got dripping wet…!!”

:rofl: :rofl:

You asked for it,

My bitch might be a floozy but at least I can get one,
The only bitch that you’ve got is your mother and gel guns
Don’t think for a second that this rap is in anger
Just know if that if I met your mum I could easily bang her

You should know I’m just kidding, but I totally could
I bet it’s been a long time since your mum’s had some wood

:grimacing::joy::joy:

Just teasing

Drew my name on the wall like Helter Skelter…

Opened her legs and commenced the fkn. I hear the sounds of her last breath.

R18+ very warning, you all be too young to hear. Might hurt Karen next door.

Now who can tell me the name of the american rap band that was from I wonder. Starts with a G.

I remember Body Count, ICE T that was sick, in Australia they banned a certain song, so I roared up to Kmart after work to grab the Cassette. Allready pulled from the shelves that day, I asked the lady, she said na sorry we had to take them down today, she saw the sorrow in my face. Hang on a minute, wait here I just gotta go out the back. Here you go young man, I felt like hugging her, what a legend. She said oh well technicly you bought it 2 hrs ago. So funny, still have it today in my treasure collection. :+1:

Fat lot of good that did as it’s all over youtube these days anyway. So stupid. It’s just entertainment and not to be taken seriously.

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Let’s take this mofo home…

I’m tired of you wannabe rappers,
Tryin’ to flow while your sittin’ on your crappers,
Makin’ it look like your gangstas and shit.
Go home motherf%ckers and suck on ya momma’s tit.

Don’t push me, boy cos I be itchin’ to bite,
With your hokey whack rhymes and your laces so tight,
Rhymin’ up like that you’ll get nothin’ but dissed,
Makin’ me mad? Hell yeah, I’m pissed!

So just leave all the rhymin’ to the mofo’s who can,
Cos the skills I’m seein’ here ain’t made me a fan,
Jury’s out on all this flow so you just gotta pull it,
Don’t make me make you meet mister point four five bullet.

PEACE!

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Home is where the heart is

Yo every time that I’m busting a rap,
all these haters come out and start flapping their trap,
but you don’t wanna be talking no crap,
or Tryna tell me that my music is whack,
if you didn’t know I’m a straight maniac,
and I get a bit crazy when swinging my axe,
you open your mouth there ain’t no turning back,
cuz I’m planting my axe in the top of your hat,
I’m sick of your rumours it isn’t the facts,
i don’t really think you want me to attack,
if you’re talking some shit you’ll be taking a nap,
cuz I don’t give a fuck if you run with the pack,
if you’re stepping to me you’ll be meeting your match,
cuz I’m running you bitches up off of the track,
you better watch out or you’ll fall in my trap,
if you act like a bitch then you’re Gunna get smacked,
I thought you would know that I’m running the spot,
if you’re messing with me you’ll be needing the cops,
don’t bring it to me with that pussy hip hop, or like corn at the movies you’ll swiftly be popped,
if you look at your chest you can see a red dot,
cuz my target is you and my target is locked,
no you ain’t the fella who’s running the block,
and I’m not the killer who’s rap is a flop,
I’ve pulled it together and moved up a notch,
it won’t be too long til I’m up at the top,
and then all you haters can sit back and watch,
while I’m up on the stage with my hand on my crotch,
cuz you ain’t got shit on the skill that I’ve got,
you’ll never compete with the flows that I drop,
so fuck what you say cuz I ain’t Gunna stop,
but keep fucking with me and you’re Gunna get shot…

Don’t, da don’t, da don’t Judas me
Motherfucker don’t you diss me

I think we need to start up a new thread. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Done. :+1:

I saw a bunch of watches and thought I came to the wrong place.

In other news: Metal upper receiver Tec-9 with mosfet from Bohan. Actually pretty decent performance straight out the box. Saw it in action last night and I gotta say it might be another contender for best budget blaster.

Edit: ignore the colour it’s black, sellers just use funny colours for their listings to avoid getting shut down by the Law.

The box is missing a lot things because of the copy right issue . They cannot show the Rolex logo on the website. Then you order it , it will come will all Rolex logo & markings on it.
This is a original Rolex Yacht-master II AU$32,891


My Rolex Yacht-master II AU$150
It have a chapter ring and no misalignment. Only the hour needle is wrong and colour of the numbers in the middle dial is wrong (black instead of white), but who can tell. The colour is a little bit different due to the angle and lighting when taking the photo. Bare in mind it is good for a $150 watch.

When I said missing things I meant the paperwork, booklets, tags etc.

It will have fake paperworks, booklet, tags etc come with the box. The is a saying in China: nothing is real except for the liars and scammers.

Get fucked :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Just when they fuck with our gun laws and ban the import of gel blasters they release a full metal tec 9

Fucking scumbag politicians

Excuse my french

Yeah, I know you’ve got a soft spot for a Tec-9.

Bummer. :-1:

But I think we’ll be saying that a lot now. :person_shrugging:

:rofl: :+1:

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Auspost is such a tease, it’s literally 5min down the road but I can’t get it :sob:

And it’s been there since early this morning.

Eta is Fri or Monday

Yeah I’m so sick of them lately.

Used to get stuff with perfect tracking, always quick, now they’re constantly late and tracking is never updated. Got my passport in the mail on Tuesday and it said on the app it was still in Dandenong….

I can’t really complain cause it was only posted yesterday so has barely been 24hrs since they took it. So close yet so far :sweat_smile:.

Tracking for me has always been accurate for me so can’t complain about the app either, only issues I’ve ever had is parcels going somewhere else before being detected and sent back.

Had a parcel from Ausgel go from Morayfield and worked it’s way down to like Auderly before coming back to Kallangur.

mm I’ve noticed a degradation in Auspost in the last week. They must have laid off the extra workers for the Christmas season or something.

Few things I ordered last weekend, I only got notification today that one of them has made it to the sorting facility interstate. I’m like wtf they better get a wriggle on was supposed to be delivered yesterday :roll_eyes:

I know this isn’t the right place to post this

But I would like to publicly apologise to @bme for disrespecting his mother in my reply to his rap the other day.

I feel that I was extremely out of line with my response as I was triggered by the content of his rap due to the circumstances surrounding my relationship with my recent partner.

I am sincerely sorry for the way I responded and whilst I thought it was funny at the time and meant no malice by it, I know it was wrong of me to attack you with my comments about your mother.

You guys on this forum have been extremely helpful and generous towards me and I feel my comments have betrayed the good nature of this forum and for that I apologise to everyone on the forum that may have been offended or disgusted by my actions

Please accept my deepest apologies for my behaviour

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Takes some kahunas and thought to say the above. To be honest I didn’t even pic up on anything except something you said I didn’t understand which I guess to do with the above and went woosh over my head. Like most things :joy:

I wouldn’t worry too much, I’ve given beemer heaps before, and apologized. Sometimes I engage mouth before putting brain in gear, oh damn shouldn’t have said that. :joy: :+1: