HO BOY do we have a list here.
First blaster - SKD Glock 18 from TacToys of all places. Regret giving them my money, but the blaster itself was solid and a good introduction into the hobby. Just fuck TacToys.
First GBB 1911 - I FOMOâd and bought a Wells 1911 from iHobby when they first came out. We all know how they turned out. At least I managed to sell mine, and its damn CO2 mags.
Metal bolt for my GJ M24 springer rifle - It MASSIVELY increased the FPS, but completely fucked up my accuracy. Waste of a hundred and something bucks. Ended up just giving the whole thing to my neighbour so he could teach his kid gun safety.
All my preorders at Command Elite Hobbies - I had all the original gas pistols from them on preorders. They took so long that I was able to cancel most of them without that fucking 20% cancellation fee they were charging (thank GOD), but I still got the shitty Beretta. The tin pot metal, leaky magazine, safety-doesnât-decock piece of shit Wells Beretta.
Atomic Armoury .44 Savaging Bull - Itâs crap. Itâs all plastic. It feels shit in the hand. The timing chops gels in half. I dropped it onto carpet one day and the entire rear sight snapped in two. I only bought it because the preorders were stupid cheap, under $200. Even that was too much.
HK416D V2.5 - Also from CEH, because they didnât label their fucking products properly. The V3 was like 30 dollars more, and had metal gears, and I actually wanted that one. But, accidents happen when youâre shopping at 2AM after 6 hours of research.
Nylon LDT MP5 w/ metal gears - Like the HK416, it wasnât necessarily a bad blaster, but it was a case of pulling the trigger on buying it just a fraction too soon. A couple months later, the full metal MP5s came out with the LDX gearboxes, but Iâd already blown my wad. Taught me to wait a little bit after releases to buy them.
SJ M4 CQB - Good little blaster, for a full nylon unit. I had intentions of installing its gearbox (with its functioning bolt lock!) into a receiver I bought from WAT. I shouldâve just bought an LDX though. Since then itâs just been turned into scrap parts and a binned receiver. I didnât even want to bother sending it up north when I shipped my stuff off.
The receiver from WAT - The dust cover didnât latch closed (apparently GnP receivers justâŚdonât do that), and the bolt catch slot didnât have room for my SJâs bolt release, instead just having a crappy flappy paddle like the HK416s. This whole endeavour turned out to be boondoggle.
Wells Webley revolver - Iâd just finished watching the first couple of seasons of Peaky Blinders and was absolutely enamored with the damn thing for a moment. Then season 3 rolls around and Tommy starts packing a 1911A1, and Iâm just left wondering why I bothered. Cowboy revolvers are cool, Webleys are just British.
Gear, too.
My first tacvest - A basic non-plate carrier design that I stupidly bought trying to emulate a 90s SWAT look. Then modern MOLLE gear started catching my attention, and I just decided to sell the damn thing. Never even got 1 game in it.
My first thigh holster - Thigh holsters suck. They roll around on your leg and donât stay put, and all the ones sold by the big retailers were kind of annoying with all their weird fabric flaps. Iâve bought a loooooot of holsters over the years, but the thigh one is the only one I regret. Theyâre just worse versions of mid-rides.
My first helmet - It doesnât take helmet mounted hearing protection. The goggles donât fit over my glasses. The material isnât great feeling. And itâs from a type of armour 30+ years old. I cannot wait until my new high cut helmet shows up.