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THIS ONE IS FOR YOU BME
It’s the cockpit of the Enola gay (for those that don’t know: Enola gay was the name of the plane that dropped the first atomic bomb)
So for you BME this would be like driving a manual car.
No wizbang computer controls here😜

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Oiii… i resemble that remark…!!

In all seriousness, i have flown plenty of " Old tech, raw data , general aviation planes"…
Piper Navajo’s, Beech Barons, cessna caravans, metro 2 and 3, Beech 1900’s…No LNAV and VNAV in them, all steam driven dials…

Single pilot IFR in a Turboprop is as challenging as it gets…

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Did somebody say…menulog…

Whoops, i mean analogue…Metro 2

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Beech 1900D , for impulse airlines, was a bit more modern…

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No wonder pilots fly into mountains
There to busy look at all these nobs and gauges to look were there going😂

But seriously I admire any one who can fly a plane or helicopter.
So good on you

PS: REMEMBER IT’S BRING YOUR KID TO WORK DAY NEXT WEEK

Russian Airlines.
No fancy flight radars or navigational equipment…… simply put a window in the floor of the nose and navigate old WW2 bomber style :sunglasses::+1::joy:

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I’m waiting for the Chinese built airliners….

NOT……

I worked in aircraft maintenance and component manufacture most of my working life… Boeing, British Aerospace, Air NZ…

If the cars and blasters are anything to go by, I hope I NEVER have to sit my arse down in a Chinese plane. :expressionless:

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Hence, the standing joke…

“Do these planes crash , often…?”

“No, once usually does the trick…”

:joy::joy:

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Classic Stewardess answer that one!

This is my favourite saying:
Just remember folks……
There’s more Planes in the ocean than there are Submarines in the sky :flushed::joy:

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WISH I HAD OF THOUGHT OF THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

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Education time

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Awesome :clap:
Haven’t heard a Little Johnny joke in years!

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