TIME TO LEARN SOMETHING TODAY
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HAHA Gold stamp award for sure. So funny 
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My bank has informed me that.
Gel blaster community friends cannot be used as reference for a car loan
Use guy are bloody useless 
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Take your golden Steyr Aug, into the bank…
You’ll convince them of its value, one way or another…
I’m sure you’ll walk out, with money…!!!
You’ll get rock star treatment , too… no queues, instant service, and cars with flashing lights, waiting to pick you up, and take you to your new, free , home…!!
Why did I not think of that ??
Your a bloody genius BME.
Right I am of to the bank this morning
Wish me luck 
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See you on tonight’s news…!!
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Oh so it was you on the news trying to hold up a bank with a goldeneye gel blaster. So much for good advice aye
I have good news and bad news
The good :
Everyone in the bank was very attentive to my loan application
The bad:
I need a good lawyer and bail money
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The bonus good is now you don’t have to worry about rising interest rates and rent, power bill and inflation as you’ll be provided a room to stay in for a long time.
Don’t drop the soap! 
……… which reminded me of a favourite cryptic joke of mine for some reason
Two Nuns in a Convent.
One Nun says to the other……
Where’s the candles?
The other Nun replies…….
“Yes it does, doesn’t it.”
If tiger is watching, maybe he can give some legal advice…??
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Not on your life
I would probably end up getting the electric chair if he represented me😂
Funny……. that’s exactly what popped straight into my head as well!
We’d all be locked up for life with multiple candles sticking out of all our orifices to satisfy his fetish 
Sad but true.
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