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Old man would always faff around when mum and dad took us out to dinner/lunch somewhere and could never understand why he was so particular about where we sat…… us kids were like “ but dad, there’s a table right there” and yet he would ignore us and keep wandering around to find the exact right spot.

Always used to confuse us as kid, but was eventually told why once we were a bit older!

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Hope you find a good Iced Coffee bottle I can just get my knob in when ya gotta pee while trucking hauls. Coke bottles don’t fit. Your going to need to work something out with some of these roads you can’t stop :joy:

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SOME JOKES FOR YOU BME

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I LOVED WATCHING FOGHORN LEGHORN

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Absolute classic, loved watching foghorn leghorn, Ralph and Sam, the road runner as a kid. All the Looney toons. Actually still watch some today on utoob.

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Found my Christmas present

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Had that finger joke by a professor while I was in uni, but it was a vial of urine to test for diabetes :rofl:

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Don’t you mean all MSM?

Mass
Stupidity
Media?:thinking:

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yes that’s the one i am talking about.

Only took them 24hrs to mention the Taipan that went in the drink :roll_eyes:

Not sure if anyone’s been keeping up with the States…

Bump stocks.?? 20 char

Na binary triggers which haven’t been banned there yet…

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