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That bridge must have been powered with LiPo batteries! :flushed::joy:

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The whole 9 yards is something that not many people know the origins of :thinking:
This is a great pic for anyone to understand where this term originated :+1:

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At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer.
“But I don’t know how to pray”, he replied.
“Just pray for your family, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc…” said his father.
“Okay”, the boy said.
“Dear Lord, … Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.
Forgive our neighbour’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on the bed.
This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor ladies on my dad’s phone who don’t have any.
And please provide shelter to the homeless man who uses mom’s room when daddy is at work. AMEN”
Dinner was cancelled.

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I WAS WEARING THIS TSHIRT YESTERDAY AT THE RANGE WITH THE GRANDSON

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Coming soon, to a cinema near you -

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That made me laugh
They have made a nesting site right next to the" Wellcome to the gold coast" sign on the M1.
People have been hitting them with there cars killing them and doing damage to their cars.
Now the council want to spend thousands building barriers to stop them from crossing the HWY .
Who ever decided to make them a protected species needs there head read

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Mate, I totally agree with you on that. Probably the same clowns who think kangaroos are nice and cuddly creatures.

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