Howdy. Good to see you spelt Defence correctly. 
Nevermind the jokes it’s all good and welcome aboard 
Who told you I had a big nose and extra large feet, Doc? 
@BME you been leaking state secrets? 
@Chimera Welcome to the jungle, man… 
Hey… good song title that…
Welcome mate!
The JG destroyer is an awesome but of kit!
Love mine and had many funs with it!
Alot of nonsense fun here, and a lot of helpful people so welcome and enjoy!
Ken oath it is The song that is Not your fkn feet man
Yep you beat me there 
Cant tell it’s real or fake😅
I’m hoping it’s fake, cause that’s some ugly arse Neanderthal hoofs I’ve ever seen! 
Oh, they’re real feet alright.
Just not mine.
Cheers for the welcome lads.
@DocBob Love a good clown show mate, nothing I’m not used to already haha
@Maiphut Funny thing is I work for a US defence/defense company in which we have to alternate between spellings. hurts the brain sometimes.
@Fried_rice Cheers mate, glad to be here.
@RokSolid Looking pretty smick mate, once my T-Eagle EOX arrives, I’ll have to through up a pic of mine.
Who’s “Fried_rice”?
Didn’t even know we had him in here.
It’s Uncle Roger I’m sure
@Friendly_Fire That’s your alter-ego correct? was trying to get ahead of the curb , teaches me to double check who the hell I’m replying to but shout out to @Fried_rice anyway, as long as it has bacon in it, we cool.
I’ll second the bacon…
Just make sure there’s no pineapple in it. 
and no peas. Fried rice in US sucks
Member since 3rd December 2022!
Only 3 hours of reading time since then, but always great to see members popping up now and then 
Oh yeah, nothing wrong with Pineapple mate!
Family staple was always fried pineapple on ham steaks and still go at it from time to time! 
Or is it just Qlanders who have an aversion to it because they have to live with pineapples as far as the eye can see!
Oh, don’t get me wrong…
Pineapple on pizza… hell yeah!
Love a good ham steak and pineapple!
But pineapple in fried rice… wrong on so many levels!
Oh for sure mate, that would be a cold white rice salad, definitely not in Fried Rice!
Must admit that they do put pineapple with the beef/chicken satay sticks at the Chinese Restaurant in the neighbouring town, and it’s actually quite nice covered in peanut satay sauce!
Try tell an American about pineapple on pizza 
Like the Hawaiian myself.
Throw a ring of pineapple on my home made beef burger, with beetroot. Good stuff.
Can’t say I’ve tried pineapple in fried rice though.
Pineapple fritters were great too with your fish n chips at a takeaway.
Love it on a burger too! I ain’t no fruitist!
Just not in fried rice!