Wait until I bust out the Maitaki mushrooms. It’s on then 
What about a bit of fugu? 
I hear there’s a woman in jail who specialises in Beef Wellingtons that’s looking for a sous chef.
Ooh look @BME … that pufferfish has got a gob like Trump’s 
One is swollen, bloated, toxic, and, by its territorial display…is one of natures dangerous animals…
The other is a fish…!!
There is? Got the number? 
Definitely not your type, man.
I mean, I know single women might be a bit thin on the ground out where you are, but the bar can’t have been lowered that much.
I reckon if I had to choose between her and a death cap mushie I’d definitely be ordering that omelette with extra 'shrooms please.
Oh that fkn thing 
Should see my hundreds of ladies look much finer than that thing. Dags and all
I do appreciate the clarification been a busy day with lots people in it. My phones fkn flat 
If you think I dribble shit, you should of heard dozens of others today. Oh man, I felt like a punching bag, lotsa things going wrong. Nothing to do with me but long time friends just gettin it off their chest instead of jumping off a cliff. They be alright with Dr Phuts care package