I’m not arguing it was a bet, only the fact there were no terms stipulated at the start of the agreement regarding penalties of both losing parties, only the offer you made of the pizza’s.
Therefore, I have upheld my end of the bet as there was no counter bet discussed in the original agreement lol
Then there’s also the fact you can’t change the terms of the bet after the fact, especially if not agreed to by both parties, that’s not how bets work 
My lawyers will be in touch.
I’m sending in honest don, earnest eric, and biglyhuge baron….
A tremendous, and transparent team…make pizzas great again…
!!
All good, I’ve got Johnny Cochran on retainer in the spirit world ready to take on the case
“If the gel don’t fit, you must acquit”
If the figures aren’t a pleaser…
You owe my client a pizza…!!
I can recommend a law firm just up the road from where I lived in Melbourne…
With partner’s names like that, how could you not retain their services? 
Nope nope, I set the rules Fregheti hit door dash and order all the toppings no mucking around with Dominos
I just refinanced and gambled my life away. Why would I go to a fkn casino and do it again
Last time I hit a Casino was 25 years ago for my birthday. Put a dollar in and bang $70 back. You beauty drinks on me for the Mrs, brother and friends. Got plastered 
I always win. Give you a call later BMW about that boxing match you want to have. Mind if I bring some friends joking of course
I had my eye on the don’t tell pappa I think it was, some bbq meat lovers type shit
That shit looked pretty fkn good
Sure does, I had to find the most expensive ones seeing as @BME is paying
Don’t tell Momma now that’s spot on the money. Sublime joke 
Will admit the comedy factor of reading the above made me laugh. Who wants Pizza
Aaaannd…were still waiting for the tec-9 numbers.
Check the contract, for the accruing interest payments…
" one additional slice, for each day or port thereof, wherein my client is denied the allocation of his pizza entitlements, after subsequent victorious completion of said bet".
Its all in the fine print…
You’re a good lad for giving Shadow extra pizza slices. Very generous of you.
But… he didn’t win…!!
Uno Reverso…!!
I’ll be the judge of that. He out rpm’d you so that is a win.
and stuff Uno, crap card game
I’ve got the fastest Tech N9ne
Here’s my chrono readings
On a serious note my chronos stuck in self test mode
I’ve popped the batteries out and let it sit, keeps doing this shit when I put the batteries back in
@Maiphut you’re familiar with this brand, do you know if there’s a reset button besides going through the prompts once it passes through self test when it’s first fired up?
I do standby… more fkn characters
Hold the on button for 0.5 seconds to get it to do the self test. If you just quick push it hangs.
You got the manual with yours? I could take pics and send if needed.
I had trouble to start with but sorted it out after I read the destructions.
I’ve got the manual, I’ll have another look later
I did hold the button to turn it on but it kept hanging on self test
Had the battery out for a couple hours now, I’ll try again shortly
edit: it’s come good
Growing some fresh x-force pinkies, I’ll try n make time tomorrow to run then through the chrono
Also going to try some standard ausgel blues for comparison as it is a low fps blaster anyway, just for shits and giggles
If you have the manual, go in to the settings and change it from the 6mm default to yours which is 7.3mm ish, and the weight to 0.23g. From the default a/s settings and you will be bang on the money and here comes BME sponsored Pizza
It’s a bit fiddly but if you have the supplied manual it is straight forward. The AAA batteries sometimes jiggle loose in their socket when it has a hissy fit.
As my lawyers strenuously maintain,
R/min was never specified in the afore-mentioned criteria.
Said wager was solely predicated, on the defendants Fps not living up to the sellers claimed specifications.
As such , as per the initial binding agreement, the wager is solely dependant on Fps reaching, or not reaching, the figures mentioned in the aforementioned claim.
R/min results are purely for educational and informative purposes, and not binding upon final determination.
