Mate, you need to get used to the slow moving Mail train from Western Australia!
We are used to it over here because 90% of our shipping/mail has to come from Sydney/Melbourne first 
We always joke that it’s still delivered by Camel Train and takes a little longer over Xmas/New Years because it’s bloody hot and the Camels have to stop for more water breaks than normal 
Yeah that’s definitely the worst part of Goat Farming is having to have a few breeding Billy’s in the paddocks.
Filthy stinking creatures pissing all over themselves and curling their top lips trying to impress the ladies 
Definitely only ever slaughtered the young goats that didn’t sell at market and brought back to the property again.
Any old Billy’s that passed away got the good bits boiled up for dog food and the rest got thrown to the pigs!
So the whole backstory of sendle.
One word… yes 
funny… still no response from NSW Police about me having the pistol keychains… i think it’s obvious: they don’t give a shit.
Years, like I commented before, they got much more pressing real criminal stuff to worry about, definitely not little keychain models 
imagine robbing a bank with one of these 
Just order em.
Start with a small order.
You asked. No response.
Customs will decide…
Hopefully karen will be on a day off…
3 separate orders is “small”?
Compared to myself and @Maiphut lately, yes, three separate orders is definitely on the smaller side 
Any of you undercover ABF?
I hope not.
It’s a joke question…or is it???
We’ve bypassed your firewall, tracked your IP address, alerted the lawyers and ABF paratroopers…
See you at 3am…
welp, it’s been nice knowing ya’ll.
so can i say what i “ordered”? do i say?
Lotta veiny dicks
20 char
long veiny dicks… maybe? i dunno.
the melting connectors are coz they are fucking retarded and pushing that watage over two pins instead of balancing it over the 6 that deliver it
Yes I know, great isn’t it. Sometimes you got to wonder what are they smoking.
This is right on and funny
I know what Exakels problem is.
I’ve got 4 courier companies going flat out, how many you up to Doc? They haven’t got enough staff and trucks left to bring his parts
