The Shit Pit

It’s beggars belief…

Putin touching down, and being welcomed, in the west.
An international war criminal.
Why did they not arrest him, on sight.?
I bet Russia would be glad to be rid of him…

Or, if there happened to be a 20 year old sniper, on a nearby rooftop…
Unseen by the secret service…
What a unfortunate oversight , that would be…

Same thing happened with Netanyahu, and he’s been declared a war criminal too… why are you so surprised? :thinking:

Not surprised…
Wishful thinking…

Nope meeting over no lunch for you, wheels up in 5 :rofl:

What joint wheeler dealer venture did dump make now, rare earth minerals in Alaska I bet. And Ukraine not forgetting USA already has a deal on Ukraine to repay equipment via lithium minerals etc. 350 billeron dollarrrs.

Supposed ceasefire until next meeting. mu ah ah ha. Yea and Putin flies too.

JD Vance wasn’t there as he was on a bender with Hegseth all night. Why scotch head heg couldn’t find his chair this morning, still pissed :rofl:

Witkoff got on it too, sat down then immediately rushed off to go chunda somewhere exit stage left :rofl:

@Maiphut Putin just got Alaska!
That Trump fella certainly knows how to drive a hard bargain!:rofl:

Earthquake!

…didn’t feel it. Southern GC.

Felt it here in Sunshine Coast. Thought my washing machine was fritzing a spin cycle… just the world shaking lol.

Yeah, our place shook… definitely felt it. Boogie the dog got a bit weird and sketchy about it too.

5.6 on the scale, epicentre around Kilkivan, back of Noosa. :thinking:

Theres been a lot of that lately, had one a month ago. The tectonic plates are smashing together off the right of Kiwi land. They are going to cop it like they did few years ago and drop buildings anytime now.

Unpredictable for the most part but when the plates crash into each other you know there is trouble on the horizon.

hmm interesting… thought that was the case. No wonder they charge a left nut for the things :rofl:

Step aside Micheal J Fox… 88Mph Doc :rofl:

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/brake-failure-turns-semi-truck-into-highway-fireball/vi-AA1KOVtR?ocid=socialshare

Looks like a Hollywood movie scene! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Obviously didn’t get to 88mph

How dumbed down are humans becoming? :rofl:

Just saw an ad for a mobile phone…

Chick takes a photo of a display case full of glasses, then asks GEMINI AI. "GEMINI, I’ve got a heartshaped face. Which glasses would suit me best?"

Then the AI picks a pair for you. :roll_eyes: How about you do it the old fashioned way, put 'em on your fucking head and look in the mirror?

Maybe the question should have been "GEMINI, I’m a dumb shit without the ability to think for myself, will you make my decisions for me?"

Sorry, flu’s got me with my negative pants on but really… the shit people swallow these days… :person_shrugging:

Amen to that, I don’t even need the flu after I got broken into by some low life fuck that’s going to be missing a head shortly when I find out who the fuck it is.

Only a few grand of stuff went walkabout. Sneaky meth heads, they do know who they’ve fkd with and I’m narrowing it down. If you see somebody one day minus a head, ah Maiphut got stuck up your arse and blew your head off. Hence the handle, maiphutuparse :rofl:

No you dirty buggers not my 3rd leg my actual foot. :rofl:

And that’s the MALE version of the species these days! :astonished::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

giphy

:rofl: :rofl: :+1: