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Went to the accountant, and did mum’s tax today…

Cost $360 ( done in 10 mins) , all just to say to the ATO…

“I am low income, and don’t have to pay any tax…”

What a shame it costs, even to say that…

You know you can do it online direct through the myGov/ATO website and pay zero fees right?

Being she’s low income on a pension, that’s exactly how I would be doing it in that position

In your case, that’s equal to another blaster denied a place in your collection :smirk:

Its a little more complicated than that.

She’s actually not on a pension and stuff is owned as joint tennants / joint term deposits / joint finances…

Her legally claiming half the income, has her paying no tax…
And i have to pay tax on the other half, at a much higher rate.!!

So, a bit more complicated.

As well as claiming depreciation and expenses on a rental property.

But overall…not too complicated.
I wish you could just say " Nothing will change, from now onwards", and the ATO would leave you alone…

And have you stop wasting money, on tax returns.

But no…they wanna know what you had for breakfast, and if the amount of blueberries you ate passed the tax free threshold…

:rofl: :crazy_face: :rofl: :roll_eyes:

Well, to be fair, they require returns from people off pension with assets and investments so they can track any changes like an income rise from rental increases, etc.

I mean, you might know the conditions aren’t going to change but the ATO aren’t going to take your word for it without a yearly return.

It’s one of the few upsides of being on a full pension… no returns, they already know your income without any input from you.

The downside being… you’re on a pension.

Ask me how I know. :laughing:

All I meant was if you’re onto it and do it yourself directly through the ATO you can do it without paying a tax agent to do it for you

That’s if you want to take on the heachache of sorting through the bullshit yourself

Hence why people pay the tax agent to do it for them, to avoid the headache

The best use of chatgpt (AI)

From this

To this

To this

I dunno where the legless chick driving it came from :man_shrugging:t2::smirk::rofl:

Is that you lieutenant dan?
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Putin has nothing to loose he is self in for life which he hasn’t got much left. I watched the supposed meeting live with Dump and Putler to end the war. They both flew in, meet, supposed to have lunch. Nope lunch got cancelled and they both hopped back in their jets and fkd off asap. So no deal will ever be made. Dump failed his campaign promise to end that in his campaign. He fails at most things. His servicemen and women are not happy with him at all. As US distract themselves with something else, Euro countries are stepping up to assist as they are right there. You only need to look at the many civilian russians and I know some personally whom have vacated russia.

Some of the persons I’ve spoke to involved in the current Iran thing. It has other motives, cuts off cheap oil supply to embargo dodging countries while making ours at my home higher. Money for days. :roll_eyes: Lucky I do bulk.

Let the orange man do his thing, his clock is ticking as he is no young sprout.

I do very well remember TACO and Dance belittling Zelensky at the White house. All because Zelensky wears his chosen attire(what grade are we in year 2 :roll_eyes:) and Dump wanted Zelensky to give up that countries resources to america for security guarantees that has already been signed for from when UKR gave up it’s nuclear weapons. And they do nothing. All about the dollar.

The US v Iran war will go on for several months. So much for Dumps statement of couple days, well beyond that now, Israel sidetracked with Hezbollah in Lebanon ground offensive and air campaign as Hez lit up on Israel. No more 2 year in service PrSM left, it’s all Iron bombs via 70 year old B52’s now and carpet some of Iran. They won’t get it all as it’s a very big country if anyone looks at a map. There is no where near the msm media bs claim of air superiority over Iran, USA say so themselves, parts in the south a bit, but not east. With mostly Persian aligned civilians that want this, but there is the many others that do not. Not my country. Split beliefs been fighting since the 7th century.

Explain Iran hitting Azerbaijan, Azeris being mostly Shia.

Meeting US friday to ramp up weapons production from the big manufacturers. Why piss around, invoke the “Defense Production Act” ya pussy. Should have done it after blowing billions shooting at the Houthis.

Try and buy computer parts today, the big AI push for money that Dump has gone in for. Exact same ram I bought 1 year ago to near the day has gone from $200 aud to now retailing for $700 aud. All because of the big USA AI push. Gotter maker lotter money. Not from me he won’t.

Canada PM Carney made a good visit so on top of our defence sales to Canada as Dump has pissed them off. We are aligning for our resources and work together. Sounds good to me.

Los Angelese has FA left as they did this.

Sucked it nearly dry.

Anyway not a me problem but I like to follow in case it effects my markets I produce and sell in. It already has with the uncertainty and risk of shipping in the area the Arab states we can’t send our produce to them currently, all stop button. The flow on hasn’t hit the price yet as only just happened. US, UK and many other euro nations are organising military escorted shipping for the area. Still it will be way slower than it was, and more expensive.

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Ok mate I’ll do you a solid. Swap my Tax agent bill of $1700 for yours.

And you get the gift of spending 30-40hrs on the computer every quarter doing your BASS statements.

Sounds like a fair trade don’t you think :rofl: c’mon buddy I know you are good for it :rofl: :rofl: :+1:

Some serious flooding here in Northern QLD.

Not too flash over in S.A. either…

All good with you @Maiphut ?

Yep perfect nice sunny crisp mid 20c day.

Yea had a look they copped more of the guts of that system I got the edge of last weekend and 35mm. Good stuff. About bloody time it rained. It slipped more south of me to the coast.

Mm see Katherine getting a 30 year flood record. Wow that’s a bit too much. How about split it in half, send me half and keep the other half. Happy days for all.

Umm, I pre prepped weeks ago. I guess some people don’t see the warning signs and leave it until the last minute. That is how you fail running a business.

What can I say, the writing was plain as day or they were born after the first gulf war. Don’t have to buy fuel for a year and I use about as much as a Boeing airliner uses. :rofl:

At least Greta will be happy. :sweat_smile:

Jokes aside, how can a nobody like me manage something crucial like this yet they end up in a big shit like this. Joint will grind to a halt.

How do you get on with storing it for that long? Or is it that the engines are so low tune they can run on basically anything?

In a word… diesel.

Good in the tank for 6 to 12 months. If you store it properly it’s good for well over a year.

Unleaded on the other hand, 3 to 6 months in your tank and then it’s gone.

big uptake on sales of electric cars.

EV electric tax is coming… watch this space.

The fuel excise was a “fair-ish” tax…
Use more fuel, pay more excise.

Since EV cars currently pay 0 excise…and govt’s always want More revenue, not less… prepare for incoming…

BYD is a big seller…chinese brand, loaded with spyware…and who knows.??

Ability to blow em up, if we go to war with china…??
One firmware update away.??

Joking, not joking…!

Motorbike’s a good option.

What’s the old saying, Beemer?

Good weather for Ducs. :laughing:

Yes mate like Friendly fire said, mostly diesel so lasts a long time.

Petrol, that barely lasts a month which I also use but not as much and I(thanks to DocBob’s advice) now just use BP or Shell 98 even for stationary auger motors or the sheep rounder up AG bike so that lasts longer than 91 ULP but I also put this stuff with Diesel or ULP. Fuel Doctor 1 Litre | Buy Fuel Doctor

Seems to work and fuel of both types still work good months later. The fuel doc additive helps with the few thousand ltr fuel tanks as gremlins and moisture tend to build up over time apparently.

I have modern common rail turbo diesel as well as old diesels. The modern Diesels can be picky on quality but I’ve never had trouble with those using a pre filter along with the additive. The modern diesels can be very expensive to fix. Local servo had a failed underground tank that let water in, there was 3 new V8 Landcruisers that had destroyed motors from filling up there. :dizzy_face:

Even the old Diesels choke like what happened to me recently. Was cropping 5klm away. Needed diesel. Hooked up the 1000ltr fuel trailer and took it out and fueled the tractor up 180ltr tractor tank. Cool lets go. Got half way around the paddock and bla. Ah fk, there was water in the fuel cart wasn’t there and choked the filters up with crap sludge. Ah, had to drain some of the tank and replace the filters and bleed it etc. :unamused: That was a me fault though as been sitting for a year and the fill hose had cracked on it letting water in to the cart. Thought na she’ll be right and was in a hurry. Lesson learned the hard way :rofl:

Only the ULP I was having trouble with but @DocBob set me straight with that and haven’t had trouble since. :+1:

The full size fuel semi’s that deliver it for me costs no extra to deliver. They also have sediment and I often get a hey you want some parts washing diesel or fire starter I’ve got to drain the sediment trap on the fuel delivery truck. Sure save me using good fuel as I do that often.

Released by the white house.

This is how drumpf is selling the war, to the USA…

As a video game…scoring points for blowing stuff up…

and " trump, trump, trump" self aggrandisment on the background music…

what an infantile child, who trivialises the horror, and human cost, of war…

But its all a ego , look at me, bigly tough guy, exercise for him.

barron is now of age, maybe its time to draft him.??

“uggghhh… bonespurs are hereditary…”

https://twitter.com/i/status/2029307088808055083

Unfortunately modern unleaded fuel is loaded with highly aromatic compounds such as Benzene, Toluene and Xylene, which are highly evaporative and cannot remain within the “fuel” when exposed to oxygen.

This is the MAIN reason why modern vehicles and machinery have “fully sealed” fuel systems.
It’s not because of “environmental” protection, it’s because unlike Leaded Fuel, modern Unleaded simply evaporates into thin air.:face_with_diagonal_mouth:

Because of this, Unleaded fuel only lasts a couple of weeks at the very most before the bulk of the additives completely disappear and it turns into dishwasher.:worried:

I always run my Unleaded vehicles between half to a quarter tank of fuel to ensure that they always have fresh fuel in them, basically only fill them to half a tank and refuel them when they get down to a quarter or less, so that they never have fuel sitting in them for more than a week at most.

Dead Unleaded fuel destroys spark plugs instantly, and can also seize injectors/mechanical components along with destroying rubber fuel lines/diaphragms/
seals etc.

This obviously applies to small machinery, motorbikes and anything else that runs on unleaded fuel, which unfortunately MANY of my Customers and @Maiphut found out the hard way!:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Did not know that, Doc. :flushed:

Thanks for the correction, I’ll keep it in mind when I’m filling up my lawn mower. :thinking: