The Shit Pit

I think you left out they blew all the F14’s up. So you can’t split the throttles this time Mav :rofl:

It’s ok get shot and punch out over Iran, rescue comes in. Couple hercs unload the little birds to grab the pilot hiding in the hills. Bog the Hercules, call for help, SOS come in with the shittr C295’s to get everyone the fk out of there, and blow the crap out of 2 new C130j’s and 4 Little birds. While they are retiring the A10 Sandy mission then that got shot and punched out over Kuwait.

But they are are ok, it was beautiful, they are so magic, best in the world. Ehem, you might want to talk to your service members are not too happy. At all.

Then I just read the other day Australian gov is retiring our C27 Spartans that are better than the C295’s. With no replacement besides the Hercs we already have and the Chooks that are nearly falling out the sky will fill that mission.

Well, we better not punch out over Iran as there will be no rescue with those. Are we not learning from USA mistakes.

Can’t wait for Top Gun 3, hope Tom Cruise has a heart attack when he fks another plane up. :rofl: :rofl: :+1:

No wonder Nicole Kidman ditched that guy years ago :rofl:

Sad family tale

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Who needs ballistic body armour and ceramic plates?

The US military will be issuing all their troops with half a dozen long stemmed crystal wine glasses from now on. We’ll have the biggliest most beautiful personal protection in the world, quite frankly… very elegant… body armour for the new White House ballroom… can you believe it? Nobody’s seen body armour like this before.

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Why does that guy look like he’s just photobombing someone’s holiday photos? :laughing:

Here’s your MP7 at the party :joy:

Hmm, just needs a Rolex bwahaha

Mr Bond, James Bond :rofl: :rofl:

And here’s me, thinking trump is having a democrat head on a plate, for desert…!

Hilarious, seems she is becoming self aware. Only 4 and a half months late when I saw 3rd year of drought by 2nd week of January 2026. Cyberdyne systems Model T101. :rofl: funny watch for 18+.

I’ll start with saying I’m a huge “Jaws” movie fan…

Got all excited when I saw this model of Quint’s boat “Orca” for sale. Thought “Awesome! Finally a model I’d like to build!”

Then I saw the price tag and terms of purchase…

Faaark that! Over $3,200 paid in installments over 12 months?

Faaark off! :laughing:

Yeah that’s bullshit. Great model though.

I held off from letting the kids watch Jaws until just last weekend. Didn’t want to ruin their love of the ocean too early :sunglasses:

Mini Jug was more upset when Quint died

Y’know, the thing about a CEO, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

When he comes after ya wallet, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he rips ya off, and those black eyes roll over white, and then

– aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the credit card turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, the executives all come in and rip ya off to pieces…

That first dawn, we lost over 100 sales…
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I know, right? :+1:

I guess seeing as how it comes to you pre-painted and hand weathered the price is justified.

Just not for this little black duck. I could buy a registered tinnie on a trailer and head out into Moreton Bay and catch my own Great White for that price of entry. :person_shrugging:

I wouldn’t let your kids watch “Open Water” or “The Shallows” if I were you. I heard that people in the cinemas were pulling their feet up onto their seats when they watched “Open Water”.

As someone who SCUBA dived heaps most of my life, when I watched it myself I could see why. :wink:

Enjoy dabbling in models, something I’d like to do more of but I need to lose some other hobbies first. This is probably my best effort

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My hitlist for future models are an early Tiger 1, an AT-ST, and AT-AT all weathered to hell

Dammit, now I’m googling model kits. I don’t need another hobby :sweat_smile:

https://www.popcultcha.com.au/star-wars-episode-v-the-empire-strikes-back-at-at-1-144th-scale-vehicle-replica-model-kit.html?currency=AUD

This takes model kits to a new level - even leather seats

For the grand price of $20 and some PLA filament it can be yours. If you don’t have a 3D printer there are a bunch of makers online who will print it for you. Just do your research on who churns out good prints.

Fuck that, I can build ya one for a grand. How’s that sound. I’ll use all my trees as well.

Are we thinking LS in it, that can get done too. Goat skins, Kangaroo skins. Then mount the Carl Gustav on it to finally sort that shark out. :rofl: :rofl:

Funny how hundreds people been bitten and died from sharks early this year when was hot. Umm you were warned, don’t give a fk. Oh well end user problem. :rofl: :rofl:

Clueless in seattle :joy:

When you Mustav a Gustav…

Jaws bites Back…!!

Jaws II, the revenge…!!

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Would this get past customs.?.?!

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Tap Tap. Woompa eat them apples :rofl: :rofl: