In a way I guess you could say they did 
It could always be worse…
Buster Hymen
Toucan Chew
Onehung Low
Scab E Wang
itchno Scratch
Whodat Blurt
… i’ll stop now…
If the parcel’s late, by way of compensation they’ll send you a voucher for a free meal at one of these places…
Bon appétit!
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i never thought of chinese takeaway, like that before…
Medinchina foodz…!!
What can possibly go wrong…!!
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That’s why I ALWAYS reheat Chinese food when I get it home before I eat it, even if it’s still hot when I get it home
Hot food is best served piping hot, especially Chinese takeout
The wife of one of the execs at the place I worked in HK had a furniture shop on Queens Rd East called the Fuk King Rattan Company
I got told off, don’t play with your Wang
Make special one forU tooday. Special sauce.
Reminds me bring bring dah ello, I lika maka da ordah for the Lunc. No no food for U todai. And the rest goes on. Pretty funny those cheeky over the pond fellows.
Don’t think I should link it very PG but very funny. Me and my mates c’mon get that one out nearly everytime we have a catchup.
No your grandmother old like raisin. It’s is comedy hilarious.
Oh man have I got some bewdies. Especially at work.
Names tom of the coworker.
C’mon Tom Thumb let’s get on this breakdown.
What, my last names not Thumb, it is now because it’s stuck up your bum. good times.
Another was a Polish fellow because his last name sounded like step on your stinky Get a few looks.
Was all in good jest to keep the mood up at the workplace.
I worked with a Greek guy once… he was a bit like Fabio, just a tad full of himself… well actually a lot. 
We called him “Jimmy Meshitdontstinkinidis”.
I did too except female, she came quacking to me one day, help, I can’t remember where I’ve put the guages and don’t know what job is running.
It’s pretty simple check with the leading hand what job is running you have to pass off, then check the production board to get the part number, then pull the drawings out of the cabinet tells you everything.
There right that’s the job, now what have you done with the gauges.
Oh I dunno what I’ve done with them. For the love of christ I told you do not rearrange the whole wall of gauges because I have nfi what you’ve done them.
What do you expect me to do wave a magic wand and unfuck everything.
I said look, forget whatever youve done it needs to be passed now, here’s the drawing, here’s the manual measuring verniers, hieght guages etc, check runout. Measure by hand old school.
Oh tank u so much. Oh ffs Mary that’s why they make plug gauges etc go/no go so can punch it through quick pass or fail so the production line can spool up.
She was bit elderly, Italians used to pick on her a bit. In comes the bronze aussie can you quit it and do work. Italians were giggling, quit it you guys or I shove a clitino up yo ass. Backwards.
What a day that was but I was in another section, help help. Oh fuck here we go.
Of course the Supervisor of that section was MIA eff knows where, mr steponyourstinki.
Bit like working in shearing sheds. Shearers notice I’m gunning it.
Wtf where’s the farmer and his son supposed be there to help. I said fk knows fkd off to oonawoop woop.
Shearer calls out, nope got to file a missing persons report.
My 21 year old daughter is apparently a bit excited right now, outswearing harder than @RokSolid could even attempt despite my many years of bringing her up better, but have to acknowledge her excitement regardless !
She works daily with bands such as Tame Impala, Eskimo Joe, John Buttler, The Waifs , Kill Devil Hills etc, but this addition to the industry has definitely got her excited, and I don’t blame her!
Growing up her and her younger brother were brought up watching Black Books, the Young Ones, Faulty Towers and a whole range of classic English Comedy rather than whatever “modern politically correct” bullshit was being broadcast on normal commercial TV channels.
Proud Dad moment that I just had to share but apparently shouldn’t be!
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Faulty Towers was so funny. Well done, proud Dad moment 
For the record what swearing lol Errm Rok doesen’t even come close to my level. But you know have to be politicly correct these days.
Do you know what size a fucking spanner is, or a fucking hammer 
Oh look that’s fucked.
Great stuff…!!
But…
What was her No 1 request.?,?
I guess Papa pride wins out…!!
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One of my fav proper young dj’s had her birthday. Very funny. Thanks Dad
My brain is a bit foggy today and not quite processing this question.
Forgot to mention that her favourite show of all was “the Young One’s” and still quotes many lines from it in conversations with her that always brings out a laugh or three.
That is gold haha