@JazzyWard
Hmmm
Country titles, hey… let us see…
“young master squidward…master of the wandering tentacle, finding things , best left alone…”
“Master Docbob… royal fixer of all things mechanical…”
" Lord Maiphut…provider of royal feasts…"
“Master BigMutha…provider of royal gold…”
" Lady Jazzy…bringer of garments for royal dances"
“BME…oh hell no, someone, call the royal guards”…
Sound about right.?.?
I’m banished to the shit pit now.
Dutchess dela Discord from dutchland said so 
BME: master of the skies. Sit down and shut the fk up or you all will vomit 
DOCBOB: needs a bigger motor
Squid: I need to stop playing with it.
Oh shit you mean country. Damn. I’m not playing.
Dont remind me…im minding my own damn buisness…
Y’know…
At times, i really wish the QPS does have a task force monitoring us…
They might have as much fun, as we do…!!
Probs need it, in a govt job…!!
I can almost guarantee they are and having a laugh. I know one had a look and was pissing himself showing his mates at work with the shenanigans.
can they leave grades / comments / tips for improving…!!?
They can make up their own songs, too…
The day aussies cant take the piss…well…
No it wasn’t…… it was a piece of shit as a combat aircraft.
It was made as cheaply and lightly as possible, with absolutely no ballistic plates for the protection of the pilots and no self sealing fuel tanks or anything whatsoever to make them a sturdy and safe fighter.
The Allied airforces absolutely loved attacking Zeroes, as they were basically a roman candle that was just begging to be lit up!
A very short burst of completely inadequate .303 machine gunfire from undergunned basic Allied aircraft was plenty enough to turn a Japanese Zero Fighter into a mid air fireworks display 
Hurricanes took heaps of em out, Japs had the numbers was all. Zero performed alright because it weighed fuk all
Yes exactly…. they “performed” well in comparison of their engine sizes, speed and climb rates compared with Allied Aircraft…… but only because they were made out of aluminium tin cans and had absolutely “zero” survival capability built into their airframes.
I think that “Zero” is a very fitting description as to their ability as a combat aircraft!
bwahaha. Like for example the Zero weighed like nearly 800kgs less than an F4 wildcat the yanks were fighting them with, hence they were getting outmaneuvered easily. When the planes weigh bit over 2000kgs, that is a huge difference.
Yanks got it right with the Mustang, had power manuevarbility to match, armor and more importantly range to escort the bombers all the bloody way. Suck those eggs.
You’ve flown too close to the sun. Just…in a far less catastrophic way than if you actually flew too close to the sun (I don’t imagine extreme altitude plays nice with turbofans.)
I play way too much Crusader Kings to let this opportunity pass. Y’all are getting royal court positions.
I have probably never mentioned the fact that I am a very well educated and extremely huge fan of fighting aircraft from the very first WW1 wooden kites, right through to the Vietnam war.
I grew up reading Biggles as a little tackler, and have spent my whole childhood/adult life with a very keen interest in Military Aircraft.
Having many family members and friends who had experienced flying different types of aircraft in combat…… I still enjoy this period of history throughout all of the developments since the very beginning.
I have spent many hours speaking with old blokes who flew Lancaster Bombers, B52’s, Liberator’s, shitty Beaufort’s, Dehavilland’s, C30’s and other similar heavy aircraft.
Have also spent many years growing up speaking to old Airmen who were lucky enough to fly Hawker Hurricanes, Spitfires, Mosquitoes, Mustangs, Lockheed Lightnings and Thunderbolts, P41’s, Gull Winged Corsairs etc etc.
Every single pilot had so many different interesting stories to tell.
My personal favourite that has ALWAYS been the most beautiful and impressive Aircraft out of the whole world is the Hawker Hurricane and Typhoon.
The TYPHOON is the absolutely most stunning Military Air Platform to ever exist in my opinion…… the design, shape and firepower was absolutely unmatched by anything else in the world at that time.
Purely sexy and highly dangerous Airplane that had a big impact on the enemy behind the lines in WW2, yet never fully captured the popularity of the Spitfire as a game changer in the war 
4 x 20mm cannon and 8 x 5 pound Rockets…… this WAS the most destructive aircraft weapon ever built in the history of WW2.
Summer lovin, had me a blast…
Country titles , happened so fast…
Please oh please, just let me be…
The one who gets to punish, Squiddy…
Summer fun, somethings begun,
For , uh, those beating nights…
Wella, wella, wella, uh
Tell me more, tell me more, are those countries discrete…
Tell me more, tell me more, they on a guantanomo beach…??
Of the beatings, squiddy was a fan…
How’d you know, i flew a cessna Caravan…??
finally my 24hr limit has ended. i am out of detention!
okay you get a title too
When dad got his first twin engine aircraft… it was a cessna 337.
Mind you, this was back in the 90’s , when they were soo much cheaper.
A cessna push / pull… 2 x cessna 172 lycoming engines…if you lost an engine, you didn’t have the assymetric yaw, associated with normal twins…centre line thrust…and a big canopy…
The 337 had electric / hydraulic retractable gear…the 336 was fixed gear.
The US military used the 337 in the vietnam war, as an unarmed spotter plane… small, light, quiet…and cheap, if they got shot down…
Right, I think I got everyone.
whats the squids title…?
Master of the (P)universe…!!!
“If, lovable court jester, you beseech him to be,
Perhaps, he grovels , to you, unceasingly…
And, by bestowing, upon him, that treacherous name…
You purport to own, all of his, future blame…!!”
Good thing the flu, doesnt affect my humour…!!
'Tis place of court and king and council to torment upon the squid,
But we of fairer temperament are yet to show mercy for the kid.
Though not to say I should interrupt, nor cut your mirth in half,
For if I am an honest lass, watching the ribbing makes me laugh.
The squid doth gnash his teeth, and duly lament,’
Yet always returns , to his place of torment…
He shall be a minor, but for a short while longer,
Then after that, his torture period, doth grow far longer…!!
