OK, 8 words…
Squiddy’s Not Here…!! 
In case you missed it, heres the photo ( not mine) of one of your WA bushfires, growing a CB…!!
Good point!
Plenty of seafood over here, yet definitely not those types of Squid 
This is my spare one it’s all yours if you denounce your WA LIFESTYLE and come to the bright (tho currently wet) side.
Oh, so we’re all lowering ourselves to bribes now are we? 
Do I get to make a list of demands, what would entice such a big move to such a dark, wet and wobbly State?
The worst thing about these huge bushfires is that they cause their own weather cells 
Gale Force winds, lightning, rain and thunder storms are all formed around the massive fires interacting with the clouds/atmosphere around them, which makes life much more challenging when trying to fight them.
they could at least, do the honour,
of putting out the fires they started…!!
Yeah it evaporates before it hits the ground and is black rain…… full of carbon/ash and makes a bloody mess if it does actually manage to reach the ground 
Problem is the lighting starting up more fires outside of the main fire, which along with the cyclonic winds, spreads the fire out much larger and faster…… and then all joins together to create an even bigger blaze
True fully if I was not moving to the states.
WA was are next pick
Big enough to hide in
Far enough away from the crazy side of Australia.
Backwood enough to not give a rat’s about anyone else.
Sort of like when king jo Belkin Peterson ruled QLD.
BUT not liberal enough to allow me all the weapons I want to own.
I mean everyone should be allowed to own there own grenade launcher
For home defence
I concour your honour. Live on the coast excpect to cop it. Poured down 32mm of rain here xmas day and I had hail. Didn’t matter a fk I still cooked a wicked roast and veg lamb 
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WAaaay over there bought a 737 plane you fkn flying it.
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There’s plenty of massive old farms available here, with beautiful big old solid houses and massive sheds available very cheaply 
Nobody for miles around, most Wheatbelt towns don’t even have their own Police stations……. could have your own Leopard Tank to run around and nobody would even know!
Actually in saying that, there is a bloke I know who does have a couple of tanks/trucks/artillery pieces/machine guns AND a Bazooka etc on his property not far from here ……… maybe he’ll let you play with his one!
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Yea thats how the one I had here started in 2014. Lightning. They could not get a bulldozer in 3 weeks in to the national park to put it out. Wind got up and away it went burnt all 80000ha of natinal park and 7klms of my fence. I was up for 3 days straight doing what I could. Cooked a BBQ couple of units came over from Geelong, had no fucking food and no idea where they were just got ordered to drive over and help our CFS as we quite often go over and help them out. Crazy, so disorganized.
What’s the price. Maybe I’ll move
Maybe go halves with Biker, be our holiday house
Yep we looked at some properties over there for those exact same reasons 
Plus the dry heat would be better for the misses health .
But we would both miss are guns
And other assorted toys.
plus we have kids we can smooch of over in the states
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Sounds great I could have some place to come for holiday’s.
We could call it wolf creek resort
Or demolition farm
Were no body can hear you scream
For miles
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Headshot Ranch maybe. I think we’d overtake demo ranch onutoob
I know the owner/manager out at Bodallin Farms/Daybreak Cropping who said I was more than welcome to go live out on the 12,570ha property in the main old Homestead
Daybreak’s WA footprint included three farms — Erregulla Plains at Mingenew (18,000ha), Bodallin Farms near Merredin (12,570ha), and Waddikee Farms near Ravensthorpe (6500ha).
The properties once owned by BFB are Woodlands, a 6371ha farm near Hyden, and EDL farms (9227ha) near Newdegate.
Definitely couldn’t afford to buy the place, but that much land that has nearly 30 old houses scattered all around it would make for a perfect free living ranch for all the Gelblaster residents to run amok in complete freedom
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Try this on for size…
Move in, declare independence, and start a religious cult…!!
" As sovereign citizens , we hereby declare ourselves free from the rule of tyranny, as our own independent country…
Our organization uses gel blasters in its ceremonies, so any attempt to take them from us, is religious persecution and oppression…
And being a religious organisation, we operate on tax free status…!!! "
Sounds like a winner, right…!!
If scientology can pull it off, someone else may as well have a crack…
Sounds perfect
If good old Leonard managed to get away with it in the Hutt River Province here in WA for so many years……. I reckon we have a pretty good chance of getting it happening
Still have a few tourist trinkets from one of my many travels through the place back in the 70’s and 80’s 
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He just claimed royalty…
He forgot to incorporate religion…
2 for 1 deal, right there…
All opposition then becomes religious persecution…!!!