What…??
They let straight guys in, as cabin crew…???
There must be some sorta mistake…or your just the token minority…!!
You might need some re-training too…
Your not allowed to grab people by the legs, throw them to the ground, and shear all their hair off…!! 
Unfortunately…!!
I had to show a bit of leg but…
I’ll be good at the emergency exit drill for the passengers… here we have a demo of how to use the exit door at 20k, and there he goes nice demo. 
Please bring some nice fresh lamb dishes to work, to share…
Would make a nice change, from the standard “feather or leather”…!!
GUN PORN
Ohh yea. I’m trying to figure out if I’d be more pleased I ended up with a 9MM if I went for a feel
1st week back at work.
Body: thank God it’s Friday.
Brain: it’s only Tuesday.
Body: damn. Well at least it’s October now.
Brain: …we’re f###ed this year aren’t we?
I need another holiday.
Yep, I woke up starting smashing through my discounted beer. By about 10am I realised it was tuesday, I said oh well too late now… bottoms up
I HAVE A CAT AND AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
This video got me thinking about how to repurpose gel Blasters.
When they become ILLEGAL
Most of you know I have converted some of mine to lamps.
Yes mine are still fully functional but can easily be disabled.
Gun lamps are legal you can buy them on Amazon.
What other things can be done???
If you ever go to a lifeline or salvos shop there is usually a mountain of stuffed toys to buy cheap.
An AK teddy bear surely can’t be illegal.
Also some have been converted to vases .and vases are not ILLEGAL
Convicted rapist.
Convicted fraudster.
Serial Liar.
Incited an insurrection.
Hatemonger, Bully, and Coward.
Morally Bankrupt.
Yet, they voted for him in Iowa.
What the hell, is wrong with the yanks…??!
They did? Last I saw on Monday news Iowa residents were swinging against the T as they didn’t want all the bullshit associated with him. Going to be a turbulent year of campaigning. I hope they don’t get in to riots and white house things like happened in recent times… glad I don’t live there…
Let the circus continue…
If I were the democrats, I’d put up… Taylor Swift!
She’s about as qualified to be president as trump, and im sure more honest!
Who would vote against her…!!
I can imagine trumps attacks on her…
" shes a terrible singer…she’s not really a billionaire, she commits fraud to inflate her net worth…she dodges taxes…she cheats on her partner with pornstars…etc etc"
That’s a good idea…
I would argue even though I dislike all of her shitty songs. At least she looks fappable
Now who was that member that posted he’d been missing for days because he wanked himself silly and lost all track of reality and time… f that was hilarious… can’t remember the name
Maybe someone should seriously tell the democrats…
I’m sure she’d nuke trump, in any form of popular vote…
" Dont worry, Taylor, you just win, and we’ll do the rest…just sign the executive orders we put in front of you…!!"
Heaven help me my wife is a mad Trump supporters.
As some of you know we are moving to the states in April.
It’s killing her that she can’t vote until are green cards come through.
I so wanted to show her these posts.
But I like me nuts right were they are.
And I didn’t hate you guys enough to inflict her upon you
Taylor could re-write, shake it off, for trump…
" I stay out too late…
Thats cause i like to rape…
Thats what women say, hm hm
Thats what women say,hm hm
My finances are fake…
My valuations take the cake,
Thats what judges say, hm hm
Thats what judges say, hm hm
But i keep Duping,
Conning and abusing,
Its like i got this thought
in my mind,
The truth never gets in the way…
Cause a traitors got to traight, traight, traight, traight, traight
And a rapists gotta rape, rape, rape, rape, rape
Im gonna spread more hate,hate, hate, hate , hate,
Then, pardon it off, pardon it off…!!
@bikersmurf, sing her this lullaby, to sleep…!!
I dare you…!!
Or…
Leave this page open, on your laptop, and walk away…
Let her discover it…
Then blame me, when she reads this…!!!
Hello, Mrs Bikersmurf…!!
Be careful what you wish for
After 20 plus years I have developed life copping skills to deal with her.
Most involve alcohol,meds, and place’s to hide.
You on the other hand are royally fucked.
She might be all sugar and spice to start with. .but that is just to draw you in .
Oh I forgot to mention she loves guns.knives and her best friend is a mortician
Haha nah it’s good over there as you know… in certain places.
Yea probly not a good idea about the mrs and DT. Everytime I look at a pic of DT I think of that bullshit show I made the mistake of watching years ago. What was it called the masters idiot or something… 
Oh well I’ve made my mind up and I’m sure Biden will agree… Taylor it is 
Oh wait a minute, that means I’m a Swifty now
Before…
After…
Democrats, assemble…!!
Dang I should ask Penny Wong out on a date. She rolls up with 20 million dollars support package for the middle east. Maybe she isn’t so ugly after all
Elbow couldn’t handle such a task needs to go on another holiday
