WERE THERE’S A WILL THERE’S A WAY
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Do I get a bulk buy discount??
Russian moon landing…
Wagner militia boss jets landing spot…
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Priorghozin signed his own death warrant .
That middle toon was me leaving the mining workshop years ago.
Every big boss was there, from the Foreman, to the Workshops big boss, Op Centre Manager, Area Manager etc and all the way up to the head of The Company Manager for WA Operations…… THE biggest cahuna in the industry…….plus 100+ of all the Tradesmen and other Specialists/Employees etc who I worked with across all shifts.
They all stepped up one by one and gave speeches, sprouting company bullshit and beating their chests to the audience……… and then it was my turn to say a few words in reply to my resignation from the company.
My parting words were something to the tune of…….” I had worked with cattle/sheep/pigs/goats/buffalo/horses for most of my life before entering this industry, and I am happy to say that not one of you bosses here has ever matched the intelligence and common sense of even the most stubborn Goat that I have ever encountered. It’s been an absolute pain in the arse trying to work with all of you, and I can honestly say that my time working with animals was more enjoyable than any trying to deal with you bunch of pricks!”
All the smugness and smirks disappeared from their faces within my first few sentences, and by the end, they were all red faced and furious.
That’s the shortened version with all the expletives removed for SFW purposes, but it would have filled up a swear bucket, not a jar, by the end of it all! 
They were expecting the normal standard bullshit……”it’s been such a great opportunity to work for you all, lucky to have such great leaders and management, you will all be missed blah blah blah “ but no, I told them exactly what I thought and didn’t hold back!
My Operation Centre Manager pulled me aside afterwards and basically said “bloody hell Bob, don’t burn your bridges”…… I laughed and replied that I blew up the bridge because they were all a bunch of cnut’s and there was no way that I would ever work for this arsehole company ever again.
BTW, 15 years of service, and I walked away with fkn nothing! A couple of thousand dollars, which I spent on putting on a leaving dinner for my work mates and their families, and I even had to pay for this “Morning Tea/Leaving Do at the Refinery itself out of my own pocket………… so I basically had to pay for the opportunity to tell the whole company to garngetfukd, but it was worth every cent!
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Bloody brilliant bob good on you.
Company loyalty to there workers is a thing of the past.
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Yeah……”family assistance policies, employee health support services, company work/life policies” etc, worth nothing more than the paper they were written on 
All sounds warm and fuzzy in theory, but in reality, was abused, threatened, had false accusations put against me, company lied to external authorities and investigators and I was backed into a corner by the arseholes…… even though they were legally found to be guilty of negligence and illegal activities.
I told them all to jam it up their arses, and yet they thought I was going to get down on my knees and praise them all at my send off?
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A little girl home on school holidays notices some builders putting up a new a house on the vacant lot next door, so she decides to go over and say hello.
After meeting the builders she tells them she’s bored and asks if there are any little jobs she can do for them. The builders have her bringing them their water bottles, sweeping the floor, passing them tools, and any other little job they can find for her.
At the end of the week they give her a pay packet with $50 in it. The little girl shows her mum who takes her straight down to the bank to open up her first bank account so she can learn to save all the money she earns.
The bank teller hears her story and says “You must be very proud of all your hard work, if you’re lucky you might be able to help your builder friends again earn some more money next week.”
The little girl smiles sweetly and says “I might, just as long as those fuckin’ lazy c*nts from Boral deliver those fuckin’ bricks on time!”
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