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HOW AMERICAN MEDIA WORKS


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Looks like an image of my uncle Jimmy and a story he told us about something that happened to him out gold prospecting……… but change the rabbits to wild dogs :flushed:

There really is a need for pistols when a pack of dogs are on top of you and a rifle is too long to operate in those situations :worried:

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Yeah… dogs tend to prefer CQB… :wink:

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Luckily so do I :grin: :gun: :+1: :v:

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A laser pointer that projects a dick shape… :laughing:

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I would have sooo much fun shining this on people at a WOKE rally.

That it I am off to find out were I can buy one.

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Just bought one cost $64 delivered from the states.

LET THE FUCKERY BEGIN

(he says with a mad scientist Lough)

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INSTEAD OF A CONDOM I KEEP A MOIST TOWELETTE IN MY WALLET.
THE ODDS OF ME FINDING DELICIOUS CHICKEN WINGS.
FAR OUTWEIGH MY CHANCES OF GETTING LAID.

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You forgot sharing your Choc Wedge with your heeler… :laughing:

Did that plenty and didn’t do me any harm. Well, nothing a dose of Combantrin wouldn’t fix.

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I need that as my profile pic…

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Close your eyes and look through your eyelashes.


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