Lovin’ that Twin Towers one… 
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s
father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
“Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage.”
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well
Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, “In Jenny’s
room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.” Mr. Smith
says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live? You’re not old enough
to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”
Again, Bruce instantly replies, “Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that
should do us just fine.”
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.
“Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one
more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little
children of your own?”
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
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THERE IS A NEW CANDIDATE RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
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They gonna be there a while! 
The year is 2032. Your electric car won’t start for 48 hours, because someone was offended by your status on social media.
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These are all 100% bang on the money! 
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THIS IS SOMETHING I WOULD DO THAT’S WHY THE MISSES IS TO EMBARRASSED TO GO SHOPPING WITH ME
MY DAILY ROUTINE IS SIMPLE
I WAKE UP
THEN I SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY
MUMBLING “WTF”.
UNTIL I GO TO SLEEP.
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