“A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, ‘All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the fuck off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train.’”
"The mother went nuts and told her son, ‘We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours and think about what you’ve done.’
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, ‘All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today.’
She hears the little boy continue, ‘For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.’ As the mother began to smile, the child added, ‘For those of you pissed about the two hour delay, please see the cunt in the kitchen!’
