A LOTTA Facebook users with egg on their face over the debunking of 3I/Atlas. 
Conspiracy theorists be like…
“See, that’s the cleverest part of it all… the aliens used mind-control to make all of us think it’s just an asteroid.”
I guess the click-baiters are going to have to find something new now…
Bigfoot?
Thylacines?
Maybe Jimmy Hoffa’s body?
Don’t worry, Kim is here to save the day…
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study & said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little & get your hair cut, & we’ll talk about it.”
After about a month, the boy came back & again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father’s study where his father said, “Son, I’ve been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied your bible diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut!” The young man waited a moment & replied, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, & even Jesus had long hair …” To which his father replied, “Yes, & they WALKED every where they went too!”
Reminds me of that scene in the movie head of state where Chris rock’s character makes fun of his opponent’s mum’s ass.
Is like choosing between a crushed face and a crushed pelvis.
I heard Mary Poppins has stopped wearing lipstick while she’s giving head.
Apparently the super coloured fragile lipstick makes the dick attrocious.
Boom-tish!
I thought it made it extra atrocious.
Faaaaark!
Did that nimrod even call his hits after he got pummelled with 300+ BBs?
He sure didn’t lol, cheeky bastard 
Captain Ahura… Hit it
Yep im still laughing.
Fuck got hot here mid 40’ had to go have a stone cold shower. Was fkn 3 C this morning, oh well red sky in the morning was my Shepards warning.
3°C in the wake up and 40°C when you go to bed?? 
Faaaark, Maiphut… lucky you’re not a Choc Wedge.
Yep now its red sky at night I dunno moon was blasting away last night. I think I’m getting a lil overflow from east coast maybe as it’s only an hour away sort of.
Depends how hard you sink the slipper into it 
Oh btw I got pinged on my P plates in Queensland for driving the limit. 100Klm’s/hr super cop roared up my arse oh you should go to a police station and check our laws
I said at my legal 110KLM/hr state limit
