Good to see such creativity in politics these days… 
Resident Weasel…!!
There’re some pearlers up there for sure.
Then a US soldier says…
“what a crock of bs, those thousands of sorties from Israel and the united states and all the bombs dropped say air supremacy has been achieved. kuwait has shot down more american planes than iran. can it get better, of course but not by much.”
jokes on you jack
Jesus walks into a bar.
He spys a man sitting alone, sipping on a glass of water.
“What’s your name, my son?” Jesus asks.
“I’m Uri Ivanovic… I’m Russian” replies the man.
Jesus asks “Are you a believer, Uri?”.
Uri shakes his head no. Jesus, with a wave of his hand, turns the glass of water into wine, smiles and leaves the bar.
The next night Jesus returns to the same bar and sees Uri sitting on the same stool, another glass of water in front of him.
“Last night you witnessed a true miracle,” Jesus says to Uri. “Are you a believer now?”
Uri shakes his head… no. Once again Jesus waves his hand and turns Uri’s water into wine, smiles and leaves the bar.
This happens three nights in a row. On the fourth night Jesus is back again, and once again Uri is sitting at the bar with a glass of water in front of him.
“Are you a believer yet, Uri?” Jesus asks. “You’ve witnessed three miracles. Three times I have turned your water into wine… what more will it take for you to believe?”
Uri rolls his eyes, shrugs, looks at Jesus and says
“All it will really take to make me a believer, Comrade Jesus, is for you to stop coming in here every night and fucking with my vodka!”