Hickok45 is the quite the character, isn’t he …!
I’m unfamiliar with them sorry, I just saw the meme and shared
A gorgeous busty blonde walks into a singles bar, scopes out the men standing alone and homes in on a handsome guy sitting at the bar drinking a beer.
“Hi there… here alone, good looking?” she asks the guy with a seductive sexy tone in her voice.
“Well, as a matter of fact… yes, I am.” repIies the man. “And what might your name be?” he asks.
“My name’s Carmen Buck… I chose it myself, I’m named after the three things I love the most… cars, men and money. So… Carmen Buck.” the blonde replies with a wink and a cheeky smile. “And what’s your name, handsome?”
The man takes a slug from his drink and replies “Me? Oh, my name’s Fellatio Titsenbeer.”
BOOM-TISH!
Drew a moustache on today. Girls with drawn-on eyebrows called me a weirdo
Well that’s better than a guy that passed out at one of my parties years ago, the girls drew all sorts on him. Including this is not where the toilet is with a big arrow pointing towards his crotch haha. Because he pissed himself. While passed out before dark.
I said to my mate, when you ask me to bring a mate to one of my partys again. Make sure that dude has a pair of nappies on. HAHA.
Another fella and he was 150kg and shorter than me, alright have my birthday party my place yea ok why not. I have a photo of him holding a pole balling his eyes out by 8pm, pissed and shit himself, took three of us to throw him in to bed. No drugs involved, he was slamming Port. You gotta watch that stuff I’ve seen it make many man cry.
Pace yourself. Far out, best I’ve done is an after morning chunda after I got bit heavy.
How did I get on to this, oh that’s right drawing on people, except in my case very drunk people. 
Had a conga line of mate mrs taking turns at drawing on him, good times. We nicknamed him Gorgeous George. Looked much better with txta all over him with all sorts. Fun times.
All the above occured on private property, at a fully public liability insured place. It was fun but I’ve seen many people go down. Well I told you. I’ve had to eject a few from the club. Didn’t pay the entrance fee 
Post Tortise.
Perfect summary…!!!
