yeah I’m not saying the b709a isn’t required, just curious as it’s labelled Airsoft shell ejection not gelsoft shell ejection, if it’s labelled Airsoft on packing/listing it may be denied on b709 application or if approved denied at custom’s
" Oompah Loompa Doompity Do,
We’re gonna take, some more stuff from you,
Oompah Loompa Doompity De,
We dont care about B709’s,If it lands in Sydney…!!
What do think, bringing in something like that?
Into the pile , where we crush it all flat!!
We done care if its 3/4 size…
Illegal, dangerous parts, in our eyes…!!!
Its really quite simple, its abudantly illegal…
Oompah Loompah doompity Dah
You can only import parts, that fit on a car.!
Then you will live in happiness too,
Like the now Sten equipped, oompah loompity’s do…!!"
Actually, BF has been quite good recently,
But, i cant resist cracking a joke…!!
It took me , like 2 minutes to think it up….
I’ve always had a knack for it…
Stay tuned for…
I Can’t Sten It No More - Peter Frampton
Sten In Line - Midnight Oil
Sten By Your Man - Tammy Wynette
I Can’t Sten The Rain - Eruption
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I’ve done my part…your up…!!
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How’s your “Singalong With Frampton” skills? 
When you wake up and it’s next to you,
You can’t stand what it’s putting you through,
Can’t take no more, so you throw it away.
I can’t Sten it no more,
I can’t Sten it no more,
I can’t Sten it no more,
I can’t Sten it no more.
Everyday you find a different fault,
Can’t get no gels past that frickin’ big bolt,
Hey China, this thing won’t work for shit.
No, I can’t Sten it no more,
I can’t Sten it no more,
I can’t Sten it no more,
I can’t Sten it no more.
This gel blaster has made a fool out of me,
The seller told me when it was sent to me,
She said “This gun, I think you’re gonna find,
Won’t feed gels or work properly… it’s just poo”
I can’t Sten it no more, I’ll throw it away,
I can’t Sten it no more, don’t ask me to pay,
I can’t Sten it no more, chews through sixteen parts a day,
I can’t Sten it no more.
See…its easy to butcher songs…
When you get right down to it, they’re usually light on lyrics, relying on melody and emotion to stretch it out…
Not too much imaginative work to do…
Taylor swift can pad it out a bit , though…
Anti-Hero…
Ive got this thing where i get more blasters, but never wiser,
Midnights become my afternoons.
When my frustration hits the graveyard shift,
All my lost parts are scattered around the room
I should not fix my own devices
I crimp parts in vices
And end up in crises ( a tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
Up solutions that have no meaning,
Got tired of believing (It’ll work this time)
Poor quality, hi , that’s the problem you see,
At Tech time, everybody agrees,
I’ll stare directly at the parts, but never at the factory,
It must be exhausting, always hoping for a working model…
Okay, last one…
DON’T STEN SO CLOSE TO ME 
Young Aussie, the subject of bad production run,
He wants to, so badly, get gels out of his gun,
Inside it, parts melting,
This sten’s a bad design,
Parts coming, new version,
Let’s hope it works this time.
Don’t STEN, don’t STEN so,
Don’t STEN so close to me.
Don’t STEN, don’t STEN so,
Don’t STEN so close to me.
His friends are not jealous,
They know the faults are big,
Sometimes it’s not so easy,
To be the guinea pig.
New blaster, untested,
Just wants to make him cry,
Parts printed, still saggy,
Shipped off before they’re dry.
Repeat chorus X2
Loose talk on the forum,
To help they try and try,
But nothing, suggested,
Can make those gel balls fly.
It’s no use, he sees it,
He starts to shake and cough,
He’s got to box that blaster,
It’s time to ship it off.
Repeat chorus X 4
Looks like i have a contender, for the title…!!
Well Done.!
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Nah, no contender… 
the title remains yours.
Once a muso always a muso.
Last one for me,
Jimmy Barnes…When your love is gone.
Well I thought nothing was wrong, nothing was right,
I turned to you, looked down the bent sights,
Put the spring in too late, now its displaced inside
I should have half filled it, now its buckled and tight
And just like a NWell, the components are fried,
All the gels, just stuck inside…
I’m like a mag with no parts, i just dont function
I cant help it when the parts aren’t strong…
Well i missed all the signs, never Die Cast in time
All i can say to you , is that my faith was blind.
Its breaking my heart, knowing right from the start,
They sent prototype parts, now its all fallen apart.
And just like a gel, the parts just dont fly
Mag lip parts, falling out the side…!
I’m like a mag with no parts, i just dont function,
I cant help it when the parts aren’t strong…
And it all i can do, not to tear it apart,
I cant help it the parts just aren’t strong…
@AKgelblaster , dont take any of this seriously…
We are just being silly, and “taking the piss”…!
I think you should understand Aussie humour by now…!!
Yep… absolutely no offence meant. 
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Haha You know what… next time I check this thread again will be the time I got the mag that can stay “intact” for 10th+ refill 
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Sing the songs, to the factory guys, for motivation…!!
fkn ell I did miss a lot
STEN by your man
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