EDIT : Just found an old bit of paperwork that put my old full metal M4 at 3.8kg……. whereas the real steel version was around 3.5kg operational weight! 
FOUND MY HOME DEFENCE WEAPON
9MM MINI GATLING GUN.
CHEAP AT $5000US
OR IT COMES IN BELT FED 22MM FOR $4700.
MAIPHUT YOU COULD USE IT ON THE FARM FOR PIG SHOOTING.
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Stop outbidding me 
We can work something out here …
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HAHA a 22mm for pig shooting Ok I’m sold but the billionaires that supply Coles pig meat direct might not like it. I’ve tried to be friends. 22mil sounds like the solution
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OK I’M LISTENING LETS WORK IT OUT
But First I got to ask BME a question
BME how many sheep can I fit into your plane if it’s empty.
And how much will it cost Maiphut for delivery to a small air field neer me
That depends….
Do you want them alive, at the other end.?
Well, I’m listening. You might have to borrow a mask off squid.
But frucks sake what jalopy are you flying that takes more than a week to go 1500klms roughly… 
@Bikersmurf …let’s talk rates…
I will charge you, one cargo hold , full of UDL’s…
For one passenger cabin, full of lambs…
UDL SPAS -12’s , that is …
You can water it down, with a few 1887’s , if you must…
Let me counter offer
One plane full of lamb’s
For that I will let you have as much time with the ewes.
A packet of Winnie Red’s
A tetanus shot
And as much gel balls you can snort
Ewe……I don’t like that…
I only eat, cooked lamb, no other interest…
I don’t smoke…
I have my tetanus shot already.
I only snort air…
No Deal…!!!
You fkers been watching too much shark.
My offer is somebody buy the fucking things for above $10 per head. Beemer can surely ehem loan a bit of JP7 or whatever they run in air buses these days.
You know just add to the cancelled flights that everyones winging about. CANCELLED DUE TO FIRST CLASS BOOKING OF MAIPHUT SHEEP. that’ll get a Karen or two going
Just put dog harnesses on them and take them onboard as carry on.
I reckon you could fit at least two or three sheep in the overhead lockers.
“Ladies and gentlemen, should the aircraft experience sudden pressure loss, sheep will drop down from above your seat. Place the sheep over your nose and mouth and pull the tail to tighten.
If you are travelling with children, make sure your own sheep is secured first before assissting your children with their sheep.
In the unlikely event of an emergency landing and evacuation, leave your carry on sheep behind. Inflatable sheep are located under your seat, and we ask that you follow the trail of sheep shit to your nearest emergency exit.”
Seeing eye sheep….
What, you gonna persecute, a blind person.??
I identify, as offended…!!
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That is hilarious… haha can’t stop laughing
Well detailed, only thing I could add is the overhead baggage compartment will rain sheep piss and shit. They just go whenever and where ever they couldn’t give a flying fuck.
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As every motorbike rider who’s ever been stuck behind a truck full of sheep on the way to the saleyards knows all too well, Maiphut
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Yea I know, some farmers are dickheads. You know we actually sign a legal doc for that states they must be off feed and water for 24hrs prior to transport. To empty out.
Because of that exact reason and the mess the truckies have to clean up because a few too many farmers don’t follow the rules.
It’s fucked coz then you end up with more rules and regulations. 
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NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP!
It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members…
Okay… So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people… but I have particular liking for mango’s.
Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with short people and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter… And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotch less fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and…
Oh shit ! Wrong group!
Please ignore all of the above.
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I’d need to see these “rubber clothes” first before I could judge you. Just send em my way. 
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Sif you could fit in to that… 