I like the grey, but that’s just me 
I’ve had multiple delays, like this, with Ali express…way before the weather.
It seems standard.
6-8 days, to go from China to aust…that’s fine…
2 weeks plus, once it’s arrived locally at brissy.
That’s crap.
Indicative of the standards of the local delivery company imile….
It has nothing but 1 star reviews…
No communication is a biggie…
I know that, try buy a diff for a car and get it sent all over Australia before it gets sent anywhere, Brisbane fk that place long way away. Been there before. 
I know @BME just have your safeguards in check. They fly planes from China to Australia twice a week. Weather depending. If it is by ship you’ve got a coupla weeks man. Then when it hits Australia, it has to get checked by ABF, then gets divvied out to the courier co that actually delivers it to your door that is specified by the seller.
Those desert muncher companies don’t give 2 flying hoots about what you have on order and CBF picking the fkn thing up. They are shit. Only to drive over sand dunes and be some Shiek. Fk em. Always Australia Post man
Did you get the nails too 
P.s….
Watch arrived today.
That’s 4 days…Venice…France…Dubai…Singapore…sydney…Brisbane.
Good one, fedex…
Cool, where’s my pictures of the 007 watch. Spain got flooded so probably had to dodge that joint.
Looking at the pics of the beretta models, i think i’ll swap them over so the tan beretta gets the tan grips, and the grey beretta gets the black grips.
i would be impressed if i found full sized models, scaled them down and put them on instead.
its a Venezianico watch…
Itailian design, swiss movement.
It has a blue mother of pearl dial…hard to see properly under this light, but reminds me of the ocean…
And because you asked for 007…
Supp is shaken on, not stirred…
Advert still…
Haha you have an Australian for your next 007. That should be good, love all of those movies.
Looks good, I’d wreck it in half an hour. Get burnt by the welder, grinding sparks or sheep shat 
Does an Aussie James Bond wear thongs.?
“names bond… Jimbo bond…just like the undies, but more stretchy…
And, like undies, I’ll get all over your privates…trust me you’ll love it
Now where’s this Dr Nong….??”
I’ll have my chocolate breaka, shaken not stirred…
Bring it on…!
I’ll throw a thong at your dong.
I guarantee this mini horse, the fkn thing was dragging on the ground, even the Doctor said imagine trying to circumcise that. One of those you had to be there moments. Glad the kids didn’t see as there was 50 of them.
Damn, thats a pretty ass watch
You have to have patience. Things will come as in your case, it arrived. Patience young padawan 
Like my Grandfather taught me, all good things come to those who wait.
Hmmmm… that silencer looks a little at odds with the PPK. Are you going to get a long skinny one for it? 
That’s what she said…
But not the first Aussie to play Bond…
Don’t forget this guy.
@BME Gonna be tough sourcing a frilly cravat like that one online to go with your PPK.
perhaps you could get one 3D printed?
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hope it helps
I want deckards pistol from blade runner.
I’m stuck in Mt Gravatt waiting to get the recall service done on my work ute. they reckon they need it all day for an ECU update, yeah righto 
Walked an hour to the Westfield to kill some time and get new shoes, new belt & possibly my beard trimmed cuz f#ck it, why not?
Hopefully it’s not too bright on the walk back, pretty knackered after nightshift and next to no sleep
#norestforthewikkid
#theshadowknows20chars