Well then…we’ll send the UGG-LY ones, on the low cost carrier…
If they misbehave, and get escorted off…LAMB CHOP…
If they have a flash of consciousnes, and realise they stink…EWE-REEKA…!!
if they get too whingey …Too BAAd…
I’ll stop, now…
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Again…. a big leftover from the old GBF…… where I personally pulled the piss out of the “Ugg Boots” to the point of editing and posting pictures of those horrible things! 
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I didn’t get up to this today in regards to the title of this thread…… moreover an update on another fkn project that I’m donating my time free of any costs simply apply my knowledge to help out a mate to basically ejaculate in his pants on the Drag-strip at my expense!
The Kama returns from helping this fella to build something that will blow the competition away, simply through applying my knowledge and skills to creating something that performs way outside of the box 
This has been nearly 2 years in the construction/design and fully custom engineering……… but this is how it’s been finally returned for the last few technical details that it requires to go out and kick some arse!
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Just found out that this forum was created when the old one went down. Man I wish I had of known sooner.
Either way, glad I’m here now!
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Welcome back to the madhouse 
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Good on ya, so you’ve been editing and deleting my posts… you just busted yourself.
I’ll find some memes for ya and keep ya real busy 
Besides, don’t call me a leftover. You were the NKOTB.
Didn’t know how to contact a lot of people, some I did, not all though. Welcome back 
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Sorry mate but this comment has me quite confused?
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Late and tired and forum reqoutations were not working for me. It’s there now. My sincere apologies.
Minions - Stuart & Dave | IMDb
Special day for me today. I’m having my 9th birthday.
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Cheers, no harm no foul
ANYONE ONE ELSE GOING TO COMIC CON FROM THE FORUM
ITS ON THE 11-12 OF NOVEMBER IN BRISBANE .
I HAVE MY COSTUME PICKED OUT
I AM GOING AS THE FLY
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goddamn thats hot as. do you mind if i pm you, ive got a few questions on it?
No problem
I didn’t build it but will have to pull it apart to finish it off after I finish the pulse rifle😆
Day off today, so i went down the coast, to see the gardener, and check out the (now) exposed aggerate…
It has gone, from this…
To This…
Of course, the tennant couldnt even be bothered to use my old cordless leafblower, which i left down there, even though she knew i was coming…!!
Anyway, the end of the weeds, gunk , and grungy pavers.
The concrete fits in well, with the white tiles…
Exposed aggerate concrete, was one third of the cost of a plain slab, and tile on top…
32MPA concrete, so it’ll outlast me…!!
I’ll get some concrete sealer, and give it 2 coats…for the slick, glossy, wet look…and no need to gerni, just hose it off…
So, the garden… i asked them when backfilling the retaining wall, to only half fill with rocks/gravel, and leave enough room , for soil on top.
Of course, they filled the whole lot with rocks. ( the problem of not being there, and able to oversee…!!)
Will have to (pay to) remove some rocks, and plant a few trees.
the trees wont grow too big, as limited soil was limit their growth.
I reckon a lemon tree in the corner ( had one previously), a bottle brush ( attracts birdlife) flame- bush (green, turns red with sunlight), a few larger succulents, in the corner. Then , smaller succulents over the soil , and mulch over the rocks, to finish ground cover…
Then, attend to re-tiling out the front…phew…
No-one likes paying the bills, but is satisfying to see a crappy , messy, shitty looking backyard, transformed into something nice…!
Not that i wanna sell it, but the house would have been unsellable before… with the rotten timber retaining wall, and loose pavered, dirty garden…
Well, not unsellable, but anyone would pointing out faults, and wanting a huge discount.
This work, removes any ability to critise the property…
Transform the worst part of the house, into the best…!!
Last time Dad was around, he stubbed his toe, and nearly tripped, over a loose ( root displaced) paver…I reckon he’d approve of the setup now…!!
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Driven over many thousands of square kilometres of GAFA country since a wee lad…… certainly a shock when flying over it knowing how long it takes to cover that amount of land by vehicle!
Should change it to GANF, great australian no fuckheads.
Funny how a lot of city people and overseas people don’t realize how big Australia is. Tell an American it’s about the size of the 48 states… no way!
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This is the ONLY time, you get to say…
OH, FFS, hurry up, you FA-18’s…
Your moving too slow…
Their response…
the cruel eyes, of a harsh, staring deity…
Yes Sir…
Of course…
Its All @Deadsquid’s fault…!! 
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